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The Birds and the Bees

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This morning, as I was reading a children’s book about the birth of Jesus, our 6yo asked me a question:
“But how did the Baby get out?”
gulp.
Before launching into an age-appropriate discussion of female anatomy, I tried the easy way out:
“The usual way.”
“But Mom, it couldn’t happen the usual way. There was no midwife. Somebody had to help get the baby out. Who?”

ahhh…sweet relief.

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Comments

  1. blestwithsons :

    You had me worried for a minute!! But that is one of the funniest posts I have ever read!

  2. Barbara :

    LOL! My 6 yo out of the blue asked me, “Mom where does the baby come out?” Ummm…..well, (since I’ve had 3 c-sections and for now) I simplied just told her that for this baby the Dr. would cut my tummy and take the baby out. That satisfied her for now and she didn’t catch on that I said for THIS baby.

  3. Kim C. :

    Blest,
    Yes, it was one of the funniest posts Hubby and I had ever read too. We had to explain a lot of spit on the screen. So did all our friends that we showed it to.

  4. norwester :

    Crack me up. That was good. :)

  5. Hey– Thanks for the shout out! I recently found out that one of our local churches that does a sex ed course for the kids had printed out my particle and distributed it… to the PARENTS!

    AG

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