Deanna and The Yellow Jacket
While we were on lunch break from school we noticed a Yellow Jacket fly into the house. “u-oh a bee,” I said. We all held still for a second or two. We thought it had started to charge. “Duck in cover!” I yelled as I ran for the bathroom. After in [...]

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After my shower this morning, I emerged from my bedroom wearing a soft, stretchy dress.
10yo daughter greeted me with wide eyes: “Wow, Mom! Is that a maternity dress?”
Me (chuckling ironically): “Gee, thanks.”
7yo added, “That really makes your belly look cute!”
12yo embellished for her: “Mom, you know how the old woodcuts show Eve looking so [...]

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