My sister has decided to become a Pampered Chef consultant, and being a nice person I decided to host her first party.If anyone wants to place an order, I can hook you up. Really, it’s just $2 or $3 more to get it right to your door than if you want to come to [...]

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Air contracts when cooled, and expands when heated.This includes the air inside the mustard bottle, especially when it has been on the counter for 10 minutes before you get around to using it.Based upon this scientific principle, a cautious person will aim the tip of the mustard bottle in a safe direction when she opens [...]

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