How to eat a baby in 10 easy steps
Posted on August 9th, 2007 by kimc
Announce your intentions to the victim.
Give a nuzzly kiss on the neck. Growl a little when you do this.
Bite the neck on each side, right under the ears.
Bite the tummy, but spit out the belly button.
Count fingers to be sure your order didn’t get shorted.
Starting at the fingers, eat each arm up to the [...]
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