Most amusing emails circle the internet like a virus, arriving in everyone's inbox at regular intervals.  This one was new to me and gave me plenty of smiles, so here's hoping it's new to you.  My comments are in italics.

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM (I guess my kids have dormitories.)

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER (yeah, and we're the most humble too.)

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME  (sounds like my sofas)

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:

TWELVE PLUS ONE

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

There.  Wasn't that more fun than the average email forward?  Did you smile yet this morning?

(I feel constrained to add that my children are absolutely lost at mother-in-law jokes and I have a hard time explaining them, because my own mil is the sweetest woman in the world.)

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