Dad’s Accident Prone 6 things
- I have a misshapen third finger on my right hand because my Aunt (hi Aunt Gail) closed an apartment door on it – when I was 1
- I fell out of a car (doing about 30) when I was 2
- I have been run over by a car – when I was 4
- I rolled my dad’s truck over – while learning to drive, with him in it – when I was 15
- I shot myself, in the hand, with a pneumatic staple gun – when I was 18
- I rolled my dad’s truck – after I was married – no he wasn’t in it – when I was 19
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Further proof of the Sovereignty of God. In a Godless universe you would not be alive my friend.
I called Erik at work to have him read this, and his reaction was just like mine:
“Oh!”
*gasp!*
“Good grief!”
“Whaaaa?!”
“Oh my word!”
Then Keilah wanted to know what was up. She read it, with the same exclamations!
Quite a life, Perry! Sounds like you’ve been pretty safe for a while, now, though…keep up the streak.
Seems to me I remember a big one that didn’t make the list.
oh you’d be amazed if the list didn’tstop at 6.
Perhaps I will detail all the close calls in my life soon…. like the truck wreck where I was t-boned by a lady doing 60 in my driver’s door……
Carly,
you hush up…besides I have a newspaper article that says it was your fault
ROFL……I’m on the floor in my office, and my Co-workers are going to have to take me to the Hospital!
Perry,
It looks like you should avoid cars (and pnuematic staple guns).
Christina
Um, you don’t let the kids actually ride in the car with you, do you?