Swine flu

I know a lot of people are scared, but I have a confession to make.  I can’t help being suspicious that the general public is being whipped into a panic over a manufactured crisis.  Every time I hear somebody on the news say, “Don’t panic, but…” it just sounds like they are suggesting that you’re going to feel the need to panic when you know all the facts.

It’s like talking to a little kid who just skinned her knee.  Do you say, “You’re fine.  There’s just a few drops of blood,” or do you scream, “Don’t look!  I think you’re bleeding!”  Does any mother in the world think that’s a good way to keep a 5yo from panicking?

Call me cynical, but the CDC’s Key Facts About Swine Flu simply don’t look that scary.   The google map showing confirmed and suspected cases of Swine flu in the US doesn’t look that scary.  Influenza already kills 35,000 people every year in the US, and nearly 10 times that many people worldwide.  So far, the WHO only credits the H1N1 strain (Swine Flu) with about 13 deaths worldwide, though Mexican sources were earlier blaming it for nearly 200.

For a more balanced view than what the media is presenting, you might want to take the time to read this extensive article from Mercola.com, or watch this brief video of Ron Paul reminiscing about the 1976 outbreak.  Did you know that exactly 1 person died from Swine flu back then, while at least 25 died from vaccinations and thousands suffered severe side effects of the vaccinations?

First, the government wanted to bail out our economy.  Now we have a health crisis, and they’re ready to leap to our rescue again.   Can I see a show of hands?  Who think this might help certain parties in their goal to achieve nationalized healthcare?

No Shampoo, week 8 1/2: Let the mockery begin

After my little pity party in the last update, it’s only fair to let you know that things are going better now – except where the part about mockery comes in, but no fair reading ahead.  All mockery in due time.

Last time I posted about my no-shampoo adventure, I was feeling discouraged.  After weeks of steady improvement and a decrease in the amount of oil produced by my scalp, I felt like I was regressing.  My hair was suddenly more oily instead of less.  My dandruff seemed to be coming back.  I thought I was almost done adjusting and then it seemed like I might be back in the early stages again.  I was whiny.

I asked for encouragement, and I received it.  Thank you.

Now my hair is also encouraging me.  This week, I feel like I’m back on track.  My hair is feeling and looking better than it has in weeks or months, with less washing.  I used an egg on it this morning just to get ready for our trip to Oklahoma City, but I can’t remember the last time I egged it, and it really wasn’t too oily yet.

Which brings me to the bit about mockery.

A sweet and encouraging reader suggested this:

…Then try an egg mixed with lemon juice, 1/4 cup water and BS pour it on bit by bit and really massage it in well to the scalp and through the hair. Followed by a cold CV rinse…

I love you Sophie, but I got the impression that you said to mix the egg, lemon juice, water and baking soda all together before using it on your hair, right?

So I did it.  Was this a practical joke, Sophie?  Are you sitting in front of your computer giggling right now?

You all have my permission to start laughing now, because I’m probably the only one who didn’t see this coming.  I found myself holding an impromptu science experiment in the palm of my hand.  My “shampoo” turned into an overflowing glass of yolk-colored fizz and foam.  I yelped and stammered in surprise, trying to decide whether I was closer to the bathroom sink or the kitchen sink, while all the kids came running to see what their ever-calm-and-collected mother was so excited about.

When the reaction had slowed, I went on with what I doing.  My hair is nice and clean now, and I expect it to stay that way through the weekend, maybe with the help of a baking soda/vinegar treatment in a few days.

Oh, and you can stop laughing now.  It’s not that funny.

What’s on your weekend agenda?

We’ll be in Oklahoma City at the Vision Forum booth!  It’s our family’s first conference of the year.  Will we see you there?

Math news

We’re not much on drills, but today we’re doing these math drills for fun, in addition to Saxon for the bigs and Spectrum for the littles.

In other math news, we recently did the Saxon placement test and found that all 4 of the big girls were ready to move up.  I expected them to do well since Meg went from Math 65 to 87,  Lydia went from Math 76 to Algebra 1/2, and Kait and Deanna both went from Math 87 to Algebra 1.  We chose to ignore the warning that the placement test should not be used for this purpose, but instead should be used to place students who are moving to Saxon from another publisher.  So far, it seems to be going very well.

I think I have finally hit upon a plan to motivate the children to greater accuracy in their math: like many other families, I only require them to do the odd-numbered problems, IF they miss no more than 2 problems.  If they miss more than 2, they have to go back and do the even-numbered problems as well.  Suddenly they are very careful to double-check all answers, and even the nameless daughter who frequently missed up to 50% of her problems due to carelessness now consistently gets a near-perfect score!

And last but not least, we’re eagerly anticipating the arrival of our DIVE Into Math CDs from Dr. Shormann!  Hurrah!

Once more because we need to hear it.

Download the audio on Behemoth.com for free here: Doug’s ‘Freedom at Risk Speech’ on behemoth.com

Adventures in sprouting

Heather asked about our new sprouting ventures.  We’re hardly experts, but you knew that already.  Nonetheless, I’m glad to share what I’ve learned so far.

We ordered some seeds and an inexpensive sprouting jar from Lucky Vitamin, who had the best price around and flat $4.99 shipping.  I was really waiting for my Easy Sprouter to arrive from Marci’s Amazing Graze Farm general store, but I suspected we would want more than one sprouter anyway.


As it turned out, the Easy Sprouter arrived before the seeds.  No problem – the instructions said that lentils were ideal for beginners, and we had some in the pantry!  I put 1/2 cup in the sprouter and let them soak in warm water.  Just before bed, I drained them.  The directions said that when you use the Easy Sprouter rinsing is not necessary for most sprouts, including lentils, so we just watched and waited.  By the following evening we had tiny sprouts!  It was that easy.  We started nibbling right away, and had eaten all of them before the next day was out.

To my surprise, they got rave reviews from all of the children – we agreed that they tasted a lot like fresh raw green beans, a rare treat in our house.  Who knew raw lentils could be so good?  Needless to say, we started another batch right away.  The second batch was just as successful as the first, and gone just as quickly.   If they ever last more than 24 hours, we can store for 1-2 weeks in the fridge right in the sprouter.  I am in love with my Easy Sprouter!


I took a good look at the design of the Easy Sprouter and made a rough copy out of 2 containers, in which to try some additional sprouts.  We started some wheat sprouts next, but these didn’t germinate.  I’m not sure if it’s because my sprouter was inferior (it was, but is that why these sprouts failed?), or because the seeds themselves were too old – I suspect they are at least 10 years old.  At any rate, they just got soft and started to smell suspicious after 2 days, so we tossed them.  I’ll try again in the Easy Sprouter, and if those fail I’ll try with fresh seeds.


Next, I used my fabricated sprouter to make some almond soaks since they sounded fast and easy and we had raw almonds on hand.  These are like sprouts, but they don’t actually grow roots.   These were very simple, but got mixed reviews.  I enjoyed them along with some of the kids, but others just wrinkled their noses and refused to eat more than one, or even declined to try a single one.  Those of us who ate them agreed that they tasted almost identical to raw coconut.  I thought they were very good.


When our seed order arrived with the big sprouting jar, I immediately started a mix of clover, alfalfa, fenugreek and radish.  Since I’m using a simple jar & screen, I had to remember to rinse and drain 2-3 times/day.  The results look and taste a bit like alfalfa, but definitely different.  They have a stronger, slightly spicy flavor and are thicker.  We used some in salad and nibbled some plain, but this was a big batch – most of it is still in the refrigerator.


I also soaked 2 lbs. of white & navy beans and let them sprout for 24 hours before cooking in the crock.  I’m hoping that it will make them more digestible.  That remains to be seen.  🙂


We still plan to try: raw sunflowers, raw peanuts, mung beans…oh, and alfalfa sprouts, eventually.  FYI, Charity left some information warning against a toxin found in alfalfa sprouts, but I don’t think we’ll be eating enough of any one sprout to worry about this.  You can probably tell that alfalfa sprouts have far more competition now than they did when we, er, sprouted the idea.  Sorry.  Bad joke, but quite honestly the idea of sprouting a wide variety of seeds is really growing on me.   It’s taken root in our household.  Even hubby has expressed a seed of interest.

How many errands can you do with 10 children in 8 hours?

Today may have been a record for us.

  1. Blockbuster, to return a video.  Yes, we have Netflix.  I’m not the one who decided to rent a movie at Blockbuster.  🙂
  2. WalMart, for our regularly scheduled Friday grocery trip.  We actually didn’t need much at all.  I guess we’re living on sprouts, homemade bread & yogurt, and produce by the case from downtown.  I did feed the baby and let the kids browse fabric for a good long while.  I’m sure there were bathroom trips involved.
  3. The local river park, for lunch with the ducks.  As we pulled up, they left the water to gather around us.  “Hi, humans.  What’s for lunch?”  They were hungry.  I think they ate more of our lunch than we did.
  4. Small town thrift store.  I can never pass up a chance, and today we were in no hurry.  Found hubby a brand new pair of khaki slacks, and a hawaiian style shirt that I think he’ll love.
  5. Tractor Supply Company.  Hey, honey?  Remember when you mentioned getting a post pounder and a few t-posts to see how hard it will be to fence a goat yard?  I’ve gotcha covered, honey.
  6. Tire shop #1, looking for a used tire for my uncle’s truck.  Nothing here.
  7. Tire shop #2, still looking for a used tire for my uncle’s truck.  Nothing there.
  8. HEB, the big local grocery chain, to get a load of free-after-sale-and-coupon guacamole – ht to my mom.  mmmmm.  I won’t tell you how many packages I got, but I will say that Mom asked me to get 10 more for her in return for the hot tip.  Also picked up 12 more pounds of boneless skinless pre-seasoned fajita meat for $1/lb, in addition to 32 lbs. we bought Wednesday.
  9. Sun Harvest, to get more goodies for sprouting.  We’ve tried and loved lentils.  Almonds, wheat, and a salad mix are nearly ready, along with a 2nd batch of lentils.  I also have a big pot of beans sprouting before cooking.  Still to go: garbanzos (they grow in the fridge!), peanuts, sunflowers, mung beans, barley, and…oh, yeah: alfalfa.  Can’t forget that.
  10. Gas.  Cuz boy did we need it. I quit at 30 gallons even though the tank still wasn’t full.
  11. Vision Forum, to drop off some items for friends and pick up some items of our own.  It was also nice to say hi to friends while we were there.
  12. GoodWill, because we were already in town.  Found a little French press for hubby to take to work (99 cents), and the girls found some darling clothes.  I’m jealous.
  13. Costco, where we bought the majority of our groceries and enjoyed the free samples and restrooms.
  14. Home Depot, because we just hadn’t made enough stops today already.
  15. A neighbor’s house to buy farm fresh eggs.  In the country, anyone within 5 miles is a neighbor.

And that doesn’t count stopping at my parents’ house beforehand to borrow my 13yo sister (were you wondering how I got 10 children?), stopping at our house to get a book for my brother, back to my parents’ house again to drop off sis and book.

Home again, home again, jiggety jig!

Because who needs a house key?

My kids are begging for a frivolous trip to the small town nearby today.  There’s just one small problem: we have a total stranger coming to do a bit of work on the outside of the house today, and hubby would like us to lock the house if we go anywhere.  We have no illusions about keeping a desperate criminal out of our humble abode, but we would prefer to keep curious strangers off the computer and out of the fridge.  We simply don’t know him.

Do you see the problem yet?


We live in the country.  In the country, you never lock your house.  As I understand it, the theory works like this:  Nobody can see your house.  If a thief wants to break and enter, nobody will stop him.  Hence, you leave the front door open so that he can do his business with minimal breakage.  After all, if he’s going to get the computer, do you really want to pay for a new window and/or door too?  Do you really want to be picking glass shards out of the sofa for the next 2 years?  Let’s be sensible about this.  Don’t lock the door.

So we don’t lock the door.  And we…um…don’t know where the house keys are.  “House key?” my children say, tilting their heads to one side like so many curious puppies.  “Keys are for cars!”

And so we have the problem.  How can we lock the door when we leave if we don’t have a key?  With the right sort of lock, we might be able to do so. But still, how would we get back in ?  Never fear: we are homeschoolers.  We solve problems for fun.


First, we could do it the usual way.  There actually are occasions when we want to leave the door locked for some reason.  In these rare cases, the last one in the house just locks the door from the inside and climbs out of the window next to the door.  When we get home, somebody climbs back in through the window.  No key required.

It works, though it’s not exactly the most subtle way to do things, and could give the wrong impression.  There’s also the small issue of the unlocked window next to the door.


You might remember our back door.  It’s not in use.  It stays double locked, and has a 7 foot drop on the other side.  I used to joke about making the children use the back door when they were really bad, but they decided it was fun.

My children feel that the back door could be very handy today.  Their idea is that all but one of us should casually exit through the front door.  The last one will lock the front door behind us, then (ahem) use the back door, pulling it shut behind her before she jumps.  I have more than one child that feels perfectly competent to do so.  Then she will casually join us in the van.

When we get home, somebody will use a ladder to go in the back door.  Easy.  Inconspicuous, since the desperate criminal our contractor will be working on the opposite side of the house.


Find the house key.  But what fun would that be?


What would you do?  What do you think we should do?  Why?

What we’re doing

Eating homemade yogurt with breakfast, incubated outside yesterday in the warm spring sun.

Munching on our first-ever lentil sprouts, tasty after just 36 hours but still growing in our new Easy Sprouter.  (more on that soon!)

Waiting for our rolls to finish cooking in the solar oven – half white flour, half freshly ground whole wheat.  I actually planned ahead and had dough mixed, shaped, raised and in the oven before 10 o’clock!

Finishing up school for some, starting for others.

Getting ready to go to town for 9 – count ’em, nine dentist appointments.  We’d better get brushing.

Will the rolls be done before we have to leave?  Probably not.  Sigh.  I forgot we’d be leaving in just over 2 hours, and it didn’t help that the wind blew off the top of the oven.  Even when I plan ahead, I don’t plan ahead.  Maybe they’ll be done enough to use as brown-n-serve rolls.

San Antonio Tea Party

It has been nearly a week since I attended the San Antonio Tea Party, possibly the largest in the nation thanks to support from big names like Glenn Beck. My good friend Doug Phillips was asked to speak at the Tea Party and another friend of mine Adam McManus was asked to emcee and give the invocation. I know the Christian character of both of these gentlemen so I was looking forward to hearing their clear witness for God’s Word and His Law in the civil sphere, and I was genuinely curious to see how a mixed crowd of what was estimated at the time to reach 14k would react to what I was confident would be an uncompromising witness for the Lordship of Jesus Christ.

They did not disappoint.

Take a look at the 3 minute mark on the video clip below. Doug’s call for repentance by the people of America could not be more clear. We are a people guilty of voting in leaders who thumb their noses at the Lord’s annointed and His standards but God is merciful and will heal our land if we will but repent.

If you enjoy the clip, please take a moment to click over to youtube and leave a comment.  You can download the entire message on behemoth.com.

Over and over again I heard people praying in Jesus’s name and appealing to the triune God of the Scriptures as the Author of our liberties.

Here is an excerpt from Adam’s prayer:

Father, the State is not God! It is the servant of the people. May we the people, gathered here tonight in San Antonio – each and every one of us — recognize the awesome responsibility we have to speak up and demand that our representatives begin to exercise fiscal discipline and liberate us from oppressive taxation which penalizes our hard work and sacrifice.

And we pray that where we have not honored You with our thoughts, words and deeds, that You would please forgive us. And where we have not loved our neighbors as ourselves, that You would pardon us. (the prayer may be read in its entirety here)

The thing I was also encouraged by was the recognition by the crowd and the speakers the WE keep sending  rascals back to Washington and as long as WE do we will continue to receive the SAME RESULTS (regardless of party affiliation).

The crowd was one of the safest and most respectful I have ever seen in a public gathering.  They were not rude, rowdy or violent in the least. Many were there with their families to hear the speeches on limited government.

These were the most memorable aspects of the evening. You can see related photos and commentary at the following sites:

Download Doug’s entire 23 minute message from the Tea party on Behemoth.com for free by clicking on the image below.

Freedom at Risk

Freedom at Risk

Last but certainly not least here are my beloved Deanna’s thoughts on the Tea Party as well:

Last week I went with Dad to the San Antonio TEA party. I had a lot of fun walking around with my aunts (they’re all my age) before it started, and we found a store with all kinds of crazy, beautiful, skirts that I am definitely going to go back to soon…

Anyway, once it got started I really enjoyed the speeches that were made, except when Ted Nugent spoke for about 10 min. He was crude, and the faces he made when he played “The Star Spangled Banner” on his electric guitar just annoyed me. What really shocked me was when Terri Hall spoke about the TTC (Trans-Texas Corridor) I had heard about it vaguely on the radio before but never paid much attention to it. It’s a huge super highway/toll road that is going to cut through Texas dividing towns even, with exits only every 5 miles or so. So if your town is cut in half by it you have no way to get to the other side unless you pay a toll, or use access roads.
My favorite speech was Mr Phillips speech “Freedom at Risk” and afterward Dad took me to get ice cream, and I rode home with my Grandma. All in all, it was pretty much awesome.

Look for her report on Doug’s message “Freedom at Risk” coming soon to an Coghlan Family blog near you. 🙂

Did you go to a Tea Party in your area? What was your experience like?