It finally happened today, in a fast-food restaurant of all places.
I was forced to use the handicapped stall in the restroom because my belly was too big to let me close the door in the regular stall.
I generally prefer the roominess of the handicapped stall anyway – is it bad to use it if no one is waiting? I like to be able to get far enough from the toilet that my bare legs don’t get splashed when I flush (ugh!). But this was the first time I actually walked into the standard stall, tried to close the door, and found there simply wasn’t enough clearance between me, the toilet paper holder, and the door.
And I’ll say it once more: in a fast-food restaurant, of all places. Am I the only one who sees the irony there?