Why so serious?
Last time I shared search terms that brought visitors to Life in a Shoe, we all had a good laugh. This one was a lot of fun too. A good joke is never as good the third time, but I’ll give it a shot anyway. Maybe we’ll find some new jokes.
Here are a few of the search terms that I found in my stats this week:
promo code fro – I do post coupons and deals as I come across them but I don’t have any codes to save on your new ‘do, and besides: ‘fros are out. My father-in-law got a big permed ‘fro in the 70′s, and still hasn’t lived it down.
big family small hourse – Did she mean small horse? Just make sure you take turns riding the little guy. Don’t try to pile the whole family on at once and you should do fine. Maybe she meant hoarse. I do get a little hoarse from yelling over the commotion sometimes, but that’s mostly because Megan likes to play swing music so loud while she does dishes.
she said i was a silly moo – Well, are you a silly moo? What do you want me to do about it?
smoked hemlock - you too, huh?
ergo babydrager review - A baby dragger sounds a little uncomfortable for the baby and hard on the mom. Wouldn’t you rather consider Ergo’s baby carrier?
where to live in phoenix where scorpions are not around – I’m pretty sure you answered your own question: Q: Where to live in Phoenix? A: Where scorpions are not around. Problem solved.
??????? 3 ????? – ummm…
where to charge the ac on a 1992 ford van – I’d say anywhere it’s hot. We do ours in Texas, but you can do it in Arizona, California, Florida…
wasp nest in car - I’ve had a wasp in the car, but never a whole nest. Somebody is obviously having a bad day.
shoe with live tarantula – If you didn’t find one, I have 2 live tarantulas in my little Shoe on the web.
what’s that bug that comes out when you pop a blister – Great. I don’t know, but it probably lives in Texas like every other horrible nightmarish bug in creation.
why are there so many scorpions in my house? – Do you live in Texas by any chance?
lfe in a soe – Life in a State Owned Enterprise? Would that be like life in the public school system?
maharashtrian monthly grocery list – I’ve sometimes wondered if I come across as a know-it-all, but honestly? Google thinks I have the answer to this?
how much do you have to pay at cbd for f – I don’t know, but on Wheel of Fortune, you only have to pay for vowels. They pay you for consonants.
how do u speak in binary – Speaking binary to children could be frustrating. ”Hurry, we need to leave in 1010 minutes!” ”You’re the 1000th person to ask me that question today, and I am not exaggerating!” Also, we would have to change the name of our blog: Live in a Shoe: the methods and madness of one family of 1100.
I LOVE LOVE LOVE these posts! I don’t know know what’s funnier… the searches or your responses. Knowing these posts will only bring more odd searches your way is the cherry on top!
I think it would be great fun if you started speaking in binary here on the blog. Just figuring out what you mean would be a blast. Of course, for my part it would be more like speculation than like actual figuring. :^/
I’m with you, Jenny…but we could crack ourselves up with some great translations, couldn’t we?
The blister bug is my favorite.
You are hilarious!
A BUG that comes OUT of a BLISTER?!?!!? That is NOT NORMAL. See a real doctor, not Dr. Google.
Gah. Completely skeeved out now.
Oh, those are great! I love your answers. And now I think I need to go forget about bugs that come out of blisters. *shudder*
ergo babydrager review – A baby dragger sounds a little uncomfortable for the baby and hard on the mom. Wouldn’t you rather consider Ergo’s baby carrier?
If you want to translate baby carrier to Dutch you could use the word ‘babydrager’
Don’t know why you would than use the English word review instead of a the dutch translation, but I have done similar searches if I couldn’t think of the word in the ‘right’ language.
Muriel, I think you’re exactly right. When I searched the term on Google, most of the sites that came up looked German to me, so they were probably Dutch.
Someone found my blog this week by searching for “naked 5 yr old boy”. A picture of my (clothed) son came up. I’m pretty upset but just how upset should I be? Is there anything I can do to prevent my pictures from being used on some pornographic website? Sorry to be the Debbie Downer on this post I just wasn’t sure who else to ask.
Okay. I was pretty curious about the “maharashtrian monthly grocery list” search. So I Swagbucked it. and it earned 9SB! Cool.
I also found out that Maharashtrian is the cuisine of the Marathi people. Hmmmm. Learn something new every day.