Last time I shared search terms that brought visitors to Life in a Shoe, we all had a good laugh. This one was a lot of fun too. A good joke is never as good the third time, but I’ll give it a shot anyway. Maybe we’ll find some new jokes.
Here are a few of the search terms that I found in my stats this week:
promo code fro – I do post coupons and deals as I come across them but I don’t have any codes to save on your new ‘do, and besides: ‘fros are out. My father-in-law got a big permed ‘fro in the 70′s, and still hasn’t lived it down.
big family small hourse – Did she mean small horse? Just make sure you take turns riding the little guy. Don’t try to pile the whole family on at once and you should do fine. Maybe she meant hoarse. I do get a little hoarse from yelling over the commotion sometimes, but that’s mostly because Megan likes to play swing music so loud while she does dishes.
she said i was a silly moo – Well, are you a silly moo? What do you want me to do about it?
smoked hemlock - you too, huh?
ergo babydrager review - A baby dragger sounds a little uncomfortable for the baby and hard on the mom. Wouldn’t you rather consider Ergo’s baby carrier?
where to live in phoenix where scorpions are not around – I’m pretty sure you answered your own question: Q: Where to live in Phoenix? A: Where scorpions are not around. Problem solved.
??????? 3 ????? – ummm…
where to charge the ac on a 1992 ford van – I’d say anywhere it’s hot. We do ours in Texas, but you can do it in Arizona, California, Florida…
wasp nest in car - I’ve had a wasp in the car, but never a whole nest. Somebody is obviously having a bad day.
shoe with live tarantula – If you didn’t find one, I have 2 live tarantulas in my little Shoe on the web.
what’s that bug that comes out when you pop a blister – Great. I don’t know, but it probably lives in Texas like every other horrible nightmarish bug in creation.
why are there so many scorpions in my house? – Do you live in Texas by any chance?
maharashtrian monthly grocery list – I’ve sometimes wondered if I come across as a know-it-all, but honestly? Google thinks I have the answer to this?
how much do you have to pay at cbd for f – I don’t know, but on Wheel of Fortune, you only have to pay for vowels. They pay you for consonants.
how do u speak in binary – Speaking binary to children could be frustrating. ”Hurry, we need to leave in 1010 minutes!” ”You’re the 1000th person to ask me that question today, and I am not exaggerating!” Also, we would have to change the name of our blog: Live in a Shoe: the methods and madness of one family of 1100.