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In which I do not act my age: Grown woman on the ropes

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I learned a few things about myself on the ropes course over the weekend.  For example, I used to think I was a little nervous about heights.  Now I know that I’m actually terrified of them.  Strange, since I spent much of my childhood climbing really tall trees, but I never tried jumping off of them.  Just looking down was enough of a rush for me.

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That knife that twists in my stomach when I’m up high looking down?  Apparently not everyone gets that.

Nonetheless, I like to face my fears.  I don’t like saying or even thinking the word can’t, so if something scares me I’m even more determined to do it.  Also, I was sure it couldn’t be as difficult or scary as it looked.  For goodness sake, there were 12 year olds making a good go of it!

All the way up there, huh?  That’s really high.

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“Just to make sure we’re clear: I don’t care if all the kids think you look like Jesus.  You drop me, I kill you before I hit the ground.”  OK, I didn’t actually say it, but doesn’t it look like I’m thinking it?

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Up the pole.  This is the easy part.  I like climbing.  Climbing is fun.  Climbing is my favorite part.  Why can’t we just have a course that goes up?  Why do we have to have the down parts?

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Oh, we can actually use the safety rope to balance?  In that case, this part isn’t as hard as it looked.

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Now to cross the cables.  Difficult but not so scary, even if I don’t lean on the safety harness.  Walk on the bottom cable and hold the upper one.  The upper cable comes down and joins with the one I’m walking on, so balancing becomes more and more difficult.  Then another cable rises from the one under my feet, and I tranfer my grip to that one as I continue to slide my feet slowly to the left, one at a time.

Slow, slow, sloooowww…I am totally focused on keeping my balance.  I have tunnel vision. All I can hear is the reassuring voice of Jesus Dan at the other end of my safety rope, and I have no idea what he’s actually saying to me.

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I’m past the hardest part and feeling more confident.  The hand cable is rising instead of falling.  Now I can speed up.  Oops.  I lose my balance and my feet shove the lower cable straight out. I throw my arm over the upper cable, catching myself before I fall. That’s gonna bruise (it did – I have a big nasty group of bruises on my inner arm), but at least I can climb back up without aid and finish.

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Made it!  Almost done!

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Just across this pole, switching handholds from one dangly rope to the next.  Harder than it looked from the ground, but refreshingly easy after crossing the cable.

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Did I mention how high this whole thing was?

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And a quick jump off a perfectly good solid platform into nothingness.  I like ziplines, but this?  I was shocked at how hard it was to make myself jump.  I wasn’t just sliding off the platform with a zipline handle in my hands.  This was a leap of faith.  There was a lot of slack in the harness that ran between me and the cable, and this was my first experience with freefall.   I stood there for 15 seconds that felt like an eternity before I finally just mentally shut my eyes and jumped.

I let out a whoop on my way down, but Perry insists that it sounded more like a scream of raw terror.  It was a whoop.  That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

After that, it was on to the so-called Pamper Pole.

Did I really promise to do this if Perry did?  Did anyone actually hear me say it?  Unfortunately, there were witnesses.

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Fine.  I’m almost done anyway, right?  I like climbing.  Going up would be relaxing if I wasn’t haunted by thoughts of what would come next.

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Those gymnastics lessons 28 years ago are finally paying off. I’m scared silly, but I could stand here all day.  Balance is not a problem.  Actually, I can’t stand here all day.  Eventually that old guy holding the other end of the rope will want to go home.

OK then, on a count of 3…

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Oh, you said 3 already?  Once more.  1…2…

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3!!!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Never.  Again.

Well, maybe next year.

Church retreat. Is it supposed to be this scary?

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Yes, I know.  The church isn’t supposed to be retreating.  We are to advance, as an army victorious!  But we took a break to rest, regroup, and retreat over the weekend, and we liked it!

Last year’s gathering at Piney Woods was our first, though the event had been happening for years without us.  This year, the kids wouldn’t let us off the hook.  We were forced to go.  They even paid for a portion of it when we hemmed and hawed about the expense.  There was no way out.  It was awful.

I jest.

It was wonderful.

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Aside from canoes and kayaks and friends and fabulous food, it was also peaceful and beautiful and just plain fun.  Bethany was in awe of “pumpkin pines” all over the ground – pine cones, of course – and PerryBoy (who has announced his intention to be known as Batman Perry or Monster Perry rather than Little Perry) spent nearly the entire time in a canoe perfecting his paddling technique.

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The girls had a grand old time at the dance on Saturday night, topped off with midnight pizza, while the grownups stayed up way past bedtime.  Perry and I learned to dance the exhilarating and complicated Posties Jig with 3 other couples.

Lydia, Natalie and Perry rocked the airsoft war.  I think our girls put to rest any doubts that young ladies could take the heat, and Perry (Big Perry, that is.  Not Batman Perry) had a glorious scene as Rambo in which he ran through the woods mowing down rows of outclassed combatants with his superior firepower.  He expects to come up against some heavier weaponry next year.

And then there was the ropes course.

Kaitlyn suited up first.

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She’s fearless.  See her fearless face?

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The first part of the course was climbing a pole and walking across another pole, using the rope as necessary to balance.  Kait did it with panache, I think.  I’m not sure what panache is, but it sounds cool and collected.

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Lydia suited up too, and took on the course.

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After the balance beam, the next task was to cross the converging cables.  Stand on one cable and hold the other in your tightly clenched fists.  As you inch along, the cable in your hands converges with the one under your feet, then another cable rises from your feet.  The trick is to keep your grip and balance as you transition from one to the other.

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Megan did it too.

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Her favorite part of the course was the zipline.  She didn’t even hesitate when it was time to jump off and freefall into the wild blue yonder, waiting to reach the end of the slack in the harness.

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Oh, did I mention that a few adults did the course too?  There were 3.

I know this guy:

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He did the course just like the kids, zipline and all – but that’s not all.  I haven’t told you yet about the scary part of the ropes course.  Oh, you thought it was scary already?

The second part requires an additional harness.  They call this part of the course the Pamper Pole.  I’ll let you figure out why.

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Up, up, up…
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When you reach the last step, you’re not done yet.

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Stand upright and brace yourself.  The next step’s a doozy.

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Technically, you’re supposed to try to catch the trapeze.  Good luck with that.

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I know this is a photo-heavy post.  Maybe you’d like to be done now?  But I have a few more photos I’d like to show off.  I did the ropes course too.  It was THE MOST TERRIFYING THING I’VE EVER DONE.  CAN YOU SEE ME STILL HYPERVENTILATING 2 DAYS LATER?

I think I was more scared than anyone else there.  For that, I get a separate post.  Also, I have a knot in my stomach just from looking at the photos of my turn.  I’m not sure I can edit and upload them without a drink first.  What?  I’m a presbyterian.

4 Moms: Getting started on homeschooling

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4moms35kids 4 Moms: Getting started on homeschooling
When I first saw our proposed topic this week, I was at a loss.  It said, “How to start home educating a large family after taking them out of traditional schools.”  My kids have never been in traditional schools.  I never made the transition from PTA mom to homeschooling mom.

And then I remembered that I have been in that boat; I just wasn’t pulling the oars.

Tune in soon to hear me and my mom chat about making the change from her perspective.  In the meantime, here’s my story.

I attended 5 years of public schools.  When my parents decided to start homeschooling back in the early 80′s, I was the oldest of 5 children.  Two of us were already in school, with 3 more little ones waiting in the ranks.  My parents were just getting started – they would have 9 more children over the next 15 years – but by most standards, we were already a large family.

The decision to homeschool was, I think, primarily my dad’s at the time.  While Mom saw the problems with public school at the time, she felt utterly unable to educate at home.  We had only just met our first homeschooler friends, and it was a new and scary idea.  There were not endless catalogs of curricula and dizzying arrays of resources.  There were no homeschool support groups.  I don’t know if it was even legal.

In Mom’s own words, she was terrified.

Nonetheless, our family moved ahead with the change.  They bought a year’s curriculum  from Christian Liberty Academy for me and my next sister, who had just finished kindergarten, and notified our schools that we would not be returning in the fall.

I was a good student, well on my way to a promising career as teacher’s pet.  My music teacher even asked me to continue attending violin lessons with the advanced class during “zero period” before the official school day began.  This is not a choice my parents would make today but their views were new and evolving, and at the time it seemed like a good idea.  I’m sure it also helped assure my teachers that my parents were serious about my education, probably a very good thing during those early days when the legal status of homeschooling was murky at best.

Like many early homeschoolers, we stayed indoors during traditional school hours, trying not to raise suspicions of truancy.  Our school day looked very much like it had the year before: school hours were spent at the table with a book and a pencil, and we studied the same subjects for the same amount of time at the same hours every day.  I don’t know how Mom did it with so many little ones in the house.  Would you like me to ask her?

I had always enjoyed school, but I loved the challenge of homeschooling even more.  I was able to work at my own pace, no longer bored and frustrated by the limitations of classroom learning.  I was a motivated student, and homeschooling suited me well.  I was also prideful, and was glad that I didn’t have to return to school after (gasp!) earning a B in the final quarter for one of my classes the previous year.

That pride received a blow when I rushed through my first math course in a week, giving it little more than a lick and a promise because it was too easy, and received a C.  Most of my mistakes were simple addition.  It was my first inkling that school wasn’t always effortless, and it was a good lesson for me to slow down and pay attention.  I may have been advanced in math, but my attention to detail was going to need some work.

All in all, it was an easy transition for me.  For Mom?  Maybe not.  Check back soon to hear Mom’s side of the story.

I’ll be interviewing Mom for our blog.  What would you like me to ask her about making the transition from traditional school to homeschooling?


None of the other moms have actually pulled multiple children out of a traditional school setting either, but they are doing their best to offer advice:


Upcoming topics for 4 Moms:

  • November 10 - Food storage for the big family
  • November 17 - Transporting the large family. What do you drive? Any tips?
  • November 24 – Q&A
  • December 1 - Teaching writing (composition)

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Brutal honesty out of the mouths of babes

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This morning I was trying a new style on my hair and turned to my daughters for an opinion.  ”Does this look like something out of the 80′s?”

The reply wasn’t exactly what I was looking for.  ”Mom, you are something out of the 80′s!”

Actually I was born in the 70′s, but I was a teen in the 80′s.  Apparently there are lingering effects.


Last week, PerryBoy was trying to take a picture of me with his Secret Mission Video Watch Brutal honesty out of the mouths of babes. It was early, and I wasn’t looking my best.  He snapped a photo and when he looked at his device, the disappointment was obvious in his face.  I nodded sympathetically.  ”Ugly, huh?”

“Well…” He hesitated, searching for a diplomatic answer.  He’s a smart boy.  ”Can you make a beautiful face?”

I smiled my best early morning smile as he snapped a second photo.

Again, his disappointment was obvious.  I inquired lightheartedly, “Still ugly?”  I have no illusions about being photogenic.

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He avoided answering, directing my attention instead to a recent family photo on the wall nearby.  ”Can you try to make a face like that?

I tried again, giving it my all.  He snapped and glanced down.  Then he indicated a family photo from 15 years ago.

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“How about that one, Mom?  Can you make a face like that one?”

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After the 4th try, he edged awkwardly away without waiting for me to ask how the photo had turned out.  I told you he was a smart boy.


Bethany has always been good with colors.  She also has an eye for detail.

When I woke up today she was studying her own eyes in the mirror, and announced that her eyes had green, black and white in them.  Of course, she was referring to her pupils and whites as well as the iris.

When I asked her what color my eyes were, and she studied them for a moment.  ”Green, black and red!”

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I guess I need to get more sleep.

Happy birthday, Lydia!

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Lovely Lydia is 15 now, so here are 15 of her past Facebook profile pics.  I think they speak volumes about her.  Don’t you?

She’s beautiful…

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but she’s not as sweet as she looks.

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She loves animals.

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And loves hanging out with her homies.

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She’s a little bit crazy.

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Well, maybe more than a little.

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She has amazing hair.

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Lydia has a glittery personality: sparkly and beautiful, with sharp edges.  Beware the tongue.  She loves to argue!

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She has a dark side…

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And a darker side

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But it’s all in good fun!

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She’s one cool cat.

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Happy birthday, Lydia!

Help me choose a skirt

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We’re trying to choose a new skirt (or two) from New Creation, and there are tons of new ones available, plus a few beautiful styles on clearance.  I need help.  :)

French Country Blues is elegant, and unlike anything I own.

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I’m wearing my Diagonal Stretch Denim Blue right now.  It’s the most comfortable demin skirt I’ve ever owned, thanks to a touch of spandex.

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City Chic Wave Steel Gray sounds even softer and more comfy, and I love the shape!  I could use another denim skirt, especially if it has a little bit of a special look and feel.

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The Neah khaki looks like a refreshing change from standard-issue.  Love the pockets, of course, and the ruffle at the bottom is a pretty touch.  By the way, searching “pockets” on the New Creation Apparel site turns up a lot of results. That makes me happy.

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And I’m quite taken with the silhouette of this Liberty Bell Salt & Pepper Crystals.  Hey, now.  It’s on clearance at 60% off, so don’t buy it before I have a chance to make up my mind!

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Which one should I choose?  Or should I pick something entirely different?  Pssst…watch for another New Creation giveaway in a few weeks!  Why not start browsing now so you’ll be ready to enter?

Monday Movies: funny baby videos go viral

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This week, it’s my pleasure to introduce you to some of the viral videos that have swept the world over the past couple of years.  These are the videos that everyone talks about at baby showers – the ones where they all turn to you in surprise and say, “You haven’t seen it?” See?  I’m doing you a favor, making you culturally literate in the Age of Youtube.

First, the classic:  Charlie Bit Me.  My kids do the same, but somehow it’s even cuter to hear the victim yell “Owwwww” with a British accent.

With kids, a little bit of potty humor is unavoidable and sometimes even adorable.

One of the nicest things about babies is they see the humor in everything.

They even laugh at very scary stuff.

Sometimes they laugh at nothing at all.

Is it just me, or do these guys make you want twins of your own?

Our own boy once kissed a huge toad on YouTube.  It may not have gone viral on YouTube, but we watched the video plenty in our house!

What’s your favorite funny baby video on YouTube?

Saturday Snapshot: Zoo photos

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The highlight of this week was definitely our trip to the zoo!  It was our first time in years, but we hope to repeat it frequently now that we have a family pass again.  This was Rachael’s gift to the family for Christmas last year, but fortunately the clock didn’t start ticking until we used it for the first time.  Don’t ask me why we waited so long – it’s a long and sordid story of gas prices, out of town trips, and procrastination.

I pulled out my phone to snap photos and – wouldn’t you know it?! – the camera was broken.  It’s under warranty but this is the 5th time since July and I WANTED PHOTOS.  Thankfully Deanna’s phone camera was working so she snapped some good ones, but I am going to press for a new phone this time instead of yet another repair.

The zoo was was wonderful, though I was only able to take 7 of the kids this time.  It was a first for one or two of the youngest – I don’t remember just how long it’s been.  It was a perfect fall day – just a little chilly, but warming just to perfection as time passed. Parker studied each animal with his own brand of quiet delight, pointing and jabbering softly to himself and whoever was holding him.

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Apparently somebody saw us, too.  An occasional reader emailed me later that day to say she had spotted us but didn’t recognize us until later.  (Note to self: quit procrastinating and answer some email, starting with that one!)

In the new Africa exhibit, we started out at the aquarium, spending several long minutes studying the hordes of fish.  There were big black oscars like the one my parents had when I was little, and cichlids like the older kids remembered from our own tank 10 years ago.  We watched them move about the tank, many of them nibbling at two huge boulders in the center of the tank.  Finally we moved on, looking for more exciting animals.

As we left the exhibit, Rachael tugged at my skirt.  ”Mom, are those hippos?”  I looked again at the massive boulders.  They had little tails right in the center.  And feet at the bottom.  Facepalm.  Hippo butts.

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We had a good look at an impressive Nile Crocodile in the tank next to the hippos.  He had double rows of upright scales down the length of his heavily muscled tail, and after a few minutes he slowly opened his jaws wide, showing off rows of gleaming white teeth.  Perry loved him, but I held Parker up to see and his reaction was very different.  He made scared noises and desperately signed, “”All done!  All done!”

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Bethany learned that elephants are actually much larger than anteaters.  Maybe she won’t confuse the two from now on.

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I intended to spend just a couple of hours there, but before we knew it the clock struck 2.  On our way to the exit, we came across a sandy [man-made] river where kids were invited to splash, play and even swim.  I’m not sure if the zoo actually intends for children to take them up on the offer this late in the year, but I’m a cool mom every now and then.  It was over 60 degrees (or close enough) and most of my kids had a change of clothes in the van.  I let them splash around and get their legs wet, and we called it a day.

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We ended with our traditional group photo on the lion sculptures at the entrance/exit.  Deanna was with us too, but insisted on being behind the camera.

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What did your week look like?

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Caroline at The Modest Mom is one generous lady, and I’m happy to be the bearer of good news.  This week you can win a $50 gift certificate good toward any purchase in her shop!  You can also save 10% on any order until October 31 with the code Raisinghomemakers. Go ahead.  Try it.  You know you want to.

Caroline has been adding lots of new items to her shop recently.  I’ve been loving my layering shell.  My first impression was that the neckline was too high (is that possible?) but the more I wear it, the more I like not having to worry about what I’m showing when I lean down.  Freedom!

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This very flattering Denim Skirt has a subtle “rainbow” effect with the detailed stitching on the skirt. Perfect when you need a more dressy denim skirt, yet classic and simple enough for everyday wear!

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I love the detailing on this Sailor Skirt and guess what: it has pockets! [kicks self for not requesting a sample]

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My Lydia has her eye on the Nantucket Skirt.  She loves the buttons, and thinks the shorter length would be perfect with boots.

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I don’t generally wear maternity skirts, but I love that the panel in this long stretchy black maternity skirt can fold down for non-maternity wear.  It looks so soft and comfy!

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The Marrianne blouse is another recent addition, and it’s on sale now.  If pink isn’t your thing, fear not.  It comes in silver too.

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4 Moms: Big family Q&A

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4moms35kids 4 Moms: Big family Q&ADo you have questions about big families?  I have answers.  They might not be the answers you were hoping for but since the title of this post promises answers, I’ll give it a shot.

Q. Do momys…do the library?

We used to, but haven’t checked out books in several years.  Since the cost of gas has gone up and our library is in the opposite direction from the rest of civilization, it just wasn’t cost effective.  Our smalltown library has a very poor selection and an interlibrary system that is sadly lacking.  For the price of a trip there and back and a second trip to return the books – and maybe some late fees or interlibrary loan fees (it’s not free here) we found that we could buy several good used books instead of checking out a lot of trash and tripe.  Since we try to read books that are worth owning, this makes sense to us.

The upside is that we’ve been able to build our library over the years without spending any more than we would have in gas and library fees.  The downside is…we’ve been able to build our library over the years…

Q. Can you show more pictures of your bookshelves? How do you organize your books? Dewey decimal, chronologically, by subject, by author?

A. [stifled maniacal laughter]  Are you thinking of organizing your books like mine?  You’re smart to ask for photos first!  Our library is a work in progress for several reasons:

  1. We perpetually have more books than space. It’s a sickness.  We just can’t stop buying books, and when we try to wean ourselves off somebody invariably gives us new books or points us toward a sale we can’t resist.
  2. It’s not just me and Perry. I think the condition is genetic, because the children suffer from it as well.  They’re all building their personal libraries while we build our family library.  In a house of 1183 square feet.  Bringing home new books is like a game of chicken.  Who will quit first?
  3. We let our children use the library. Somebody isn’t crazy about the aesthetic appeal of clearly labelled shelves, which makes it highly unlikely that a book will ever find its way from the hands of a child back to its rightful home.
  4. My organizational system is only a rough draft in my head.  It goes something like this:  …never mind.

Seriously, I do have a system.

  • Fiction is divided roughly into age groups: board books are on the bottom shelves, easy readers are next up, then chapter books, with classics/mature fiction up high.  Poetry has a shelf of its own.
  • Theology is in alphabetical order by author’s last name.
  • Art & music are together, as they should be.
  • History is divided into American history, world history, and reformation.  Books within each category were originally organized by title or subject, though that fell by the wayside long ago.  Right now the children’s history books are integrated with the adult ones, but I don’t know if they’ll stay that way.
  • There is a separate bookcase for homemaking/how to books.
  • Another bookcase holds science, with each shelf covering a general area: field guides, animals, earth science, creation vs. evolution, etc.
  • Various sets – fiction and nonfiction, juvenile and adult –  are located anywhere and everywhere.
  • A few precious autographed, antique or rare books are up high, out of reach of small illiterate hands.
  • Reference books are together.

I’m sure there’s more, but that gives a rough idea of the layout.  Photos?  Not today.  No way!

The children each have at least one shelf of their own personal books in the library in addition to their own cubbies in the bedroom.  Some have far more.  They also have books in storage, and we’re considering enacting a new rule that goes roughly thus:

“Any books that do not fit on your personal shelf shall be considered excessive.  If you are not willing to put your excessive books into general circulation (still retaining personal ownership), they must be put into storage so that we will have to space to acquire said titles for the general family library.”

I would love to replace the bookcases in the library with individual wall-mounted shelves running the full length of the walls and reaching from floor to ceiling.  I think we could fit far more in our limited space and it would look nicer too.  It’s on my to-do list.

I would also love to run a single high shelf around most of the rooms in our house. Books would be within reach of most adults but above eye level, leaving the walls with a fairly empty feel, I think, rather than the cluttered look when we had our bookcases spread throughout the house.  If my calculations are accurate, we could house most of our books this way, even in our small home, getting rid of most of the bookcases and opening up more space for general living.  We could hang framed photos just below and create a unified decorative theme throughout the house.

What do you think of that idea?  Can you picture it?

Q. how do you get packed for a vacation…delegate or do it all yourself? icon surprised 4 Moms: Big family Q&A )

A.  I decide how many outfits we each need to take based on the length and reason of our trip – e.g. 2 formal and 4 informal.  Then I let the 4 oldest girls (13-18yo) pack independently, offering opinions as requested.  The next few children down the line (ages 11, 10, and maybe the 7yo) pack for themselves with heavy oversight from either me or the older girls.

I pack for myself and the 3 or 4 youngest.  I also do most of Perry’s packing and he fills in the gaps.

That covers the clothes and personal possessions.  For the rest, we often make a list on the whiteboard and check off items as they are packed.  This way nearly anyone can help.  The older girls sometimes help with food prep while I pack for the younger ones, but we have become pretty adept at trading off duties.  The biggest goal and challenge for me is simply keeping everyone and everything moving forward.

Q. How do you get all the house cleaning done? Does it ever get done all in one day, or do you do it one room/section of the house per day? How do you divide the cleaning chores?

A. Define “house cleaning.”  We pick up, sweep, etc. in the kitchen, dining room, living room and bathroom several times/day.  Deeper cleaning gets done as needs are noticed.  Not always the best policy, since you’re most likely to notice footprints on the wall, snotprints on the windows, or dust bunnies divebombing from the ceiling fans while you have a houseful of company.

Our division of labor changes a couple of times/year, but here is the current breakdown:

  • Perry (5yo) – empty small trash cans, any job relating to poop (I promise, he likes this), swat flies
  • Rachael (7yo) – take out compost, straighten toy area, AM dish team
  • Becca (10yo) – dining room, deck, AM dish team
  • Natalie (11yo) – library, trash, AM dish team
  • Megan (13yo) – kitchen, laundry room, PM dish team
  • Lydia (14yo) – animals, yard pickup, PM dish team
  • Kaitlyn (16yo) – living room, bathroom, PM dish team
  • Deanna (18yo) – laundry, PM dish team

I confess our younger ones tend to slide these days.  They are capable of more, and our bigger girls did far more at a younger age.  This was partly because I needed the help and partly because I invested the time to train them.  The temptation for the young mother is to do it all herself because she doesn’t have time to train her young ones to help.  The temptation for the older mother is do it all with the older children with they don’t need the help of the young ones.

Q. How do you organize socks?

A. Our sock solution used to be easy and straightforward.  All our children were girls.  All of their socks were white and roughly the same style.  There were only 2 things to know:

  1. If 2 socks are the same size, they match.
  2. If they fit you, they’re yours.

Now, with 4 teens in the house and 2 more close on their heels plus 2 boys thrown into the mix, it’s infinitely more complicated in practice, though it can still be summed up rather easily.  The current policy reads something like this:

  1. If you don’t like white socks, buy your own.
  2. If you buy your own, you’d better recognize them when they come out of the laundry.
  3. If your socks look just like mine, they’re mine too.

And that’s all, folks.  Sorry if I didn’t get to your question today, but I’m feeling very much like  too little butter spread over too much toast.  Thin, but not in a size 6 way.  More in a mother-of-10-needs-to-spend-less-time-on-the-computer way.


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The Founding Fathers Project

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Picture 1 300x187 The Founding Fathers ProjectFriends, neighbors, countrymen, lend me your ears! The Founding Fathers Project needs your help.  How is that for mixed metaphors?  I couldn’t resist, though, especially after I accidentally got sucked into 20 minutes of reading Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar. I wanted to check the context of the quote (Shakespeare wrote some bawdy stuff, you know!) and forgot just how riveting his writing can be. For Brutus is an honorable man…

But there are only 47 hours left and counting, so I’ll quit reading for now.  Two young men we know – much more honorable than Brutus – are working hard on a project to bring history to life for young people.  We have known Preston and Daniel and their families for years through Vision Forum.  These bright young men are working to raise $15,000 to create an interactive history experience for the iPad.  They must receive the full amount in pledges by Friday, October 28 at 11:39 AM EDT or they won’t receive any of the pledges at all.  It’s all or nothing.

The men of The Founding Father’s Project are reviving tried and true historical content to teach in a fresh and appealing way in the struggle to preserve our history.

Using interactive, state of the art iPad book technology they are creating an app which draws the user into the pages of history and reanimates the framers of our Republic.

While books continue to be published about our founders and their values, fewer people read… We have been given new access to current and future generations and these creative avenues of communication must be exploited and brought under the dominion of Christ. We must use all the weapons that providence has placed at our disposal and here is a ground-floor use for one of the newest. While George Washington was the sword of the founding of the Republic, Patrick Henry the trumpet, Thomas Jefferson the pen—without men like John Hancock and Henry Morris, who provided the purse, the day would not have been won.

Consider helping these creative young warriors seize the moment… to preserve the truths of the past for which our fathers pledged their lives and sacred honor to secure.

Looking for more specific info?  Here’s what Preston and Daniel are working on:

We are designing an interactive iPad App that will “speak” the language of today’s youth. The Founding Fathers Project App will have theme appropriate, intentionally selected, historically factual, edifying visual, and primary source historical content…all produced in the “language” of today’s youth. We at AppTankDesigns know the language and we believe we can use that language to make America’s providential history relevant to young people.

If you don’t think that’s particularly cool, maybe you aren’t aware of the possibilities.  I wasn’t aware of the possibilities.  Now I see why people are all in a tizzy about these new-fangled iPads.

Using the “learning by doing” method, this app will combine all three learning modalities (for all three types of learners: visual, auditory and tactile). This format can bring history to life using the language of the young and the God designed function of the brain.

I love that they are thinking in terms of 3 major learning styles!  This appeals to the educator in me, and shows me how likely it is to appeal to nearly anyone. I have a couple of interactive children’s books on my Android phone, and would love to see a truly riveting interactive history series like this for my phone, computer, or my children’s iPods.

Would you consider helping these guys today?  Even a few dollars helps if enough of us pitch in, and you might be entered in a drawing to win a free iPad.  Remember, if they don’t get pledges for the entire $15,000 your pledge won’t even be taken.  I’m doing it now!  I’m so serious, I’m not even procrastinating.


Sausage balls

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Is it possible that I have never posted this recipe on our blog?  I hang my head in shame.

This recipe is from an ancient church cookbook which hubby helped illustrate, along with the other children in that church where we met so long ago – only this cookbook was even before my time.  My mother-in-law gave me a copy when we were married.

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We love these sausage balls, though I have altered the recipe a little to suit us.  The biggest change is that we make it from scratch instead of using Bisquick.  The other change is that we usually triple it.  We eat these for late-night movie snacks, holiday treats, and the occasional fun breakfast or lazy dinner.  They’re as good as junk food in our house, but carry less guilt.

If you’re a little short on sausage or cheese, no problem.  I promise they’ll still be delish!

Sausage Balls

  • 2 cups flour
  • 1 tsp. salt
  • 2 tsp. baking powder
  • 2 cups grated cheddar cheese
  • 1/2 small onion, diced (optional)
  • 1 lb. uncooked breakfast sausage
  • milk to moisten

Stir together flour, salt, baking powder, cheese and onion. Use hands to work in sausage until evenly distributed – small lumps are fine. Stir in enough milk to moisten flour and make a dough that will hold together.

Shape into uniformly sized balls and place on greased cookie sheet. Bake 20-30 minutes at 400, until lightly browned. Break one open to check sausage for doneness.

Monday movies: Meet Tim Hawkins, Christian comedian

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If you haven’t picked up on the fact that we like to laugh around here, you really need to pay closer attention.  We’ve been accused of a lot of character flaws, but excessive seriousness is not one.  The only one in our house who might lack a sense of humor is the target of the current joke.  Fortunately, we switch targets frequently and the sense of humor heals quickly.

We like our humor like we like our coffee: dark and not too sweet.  Coincidentally, that’s also how we like our chocolate.  Tim Hawkins is a Christian comedian, and his sense of humor is just our flavor.

We were first introduced to Tim through this video about his favorite Bible verse.   My new favorite response when I realize I have made myself the target of a joke: “Yuck it up, Christians.”

The video below is a very close parody of a popular song. The lyrics crack me up every. single. time.

This one is a parody too. I’m not familiar with the original versions of these songs, but I’m guessing Tim would be even funnier if I knew what he was mocking. As it is, he’s plenty funny, and smart too. Have you ever known a man who actually said things like this to his wife? Did you attend the funeral?

We like to make up our own versions of children’s books, and like the Grimm Brothers, our own versions are rarely G-rated. After watching Tim talk about Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep, I can help but snicker a little when one of my kids is scared at night. I know, I’m a bad mom, but Tim Hawkins understands.

Are you familiar with Tim Hawkins?  What’s your favorite line, skit, or song?  Have you ever seen him perform live?

Saturday Snapshots: I am a bra burner

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We spent the last 7 days in Tennessee on a whirlwind wedding trip that turned into a full-length vacation, thanks to car trouble.  No, not our own car trouble.  We were going to hurry home so as not to miss a Texas visit by my Tennessee sis and her family, but their own car trouble kept them home, so we stayed longer than planned.

This gave the girls time to hit a few thrift stores and expand their collection.

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The Circle of Coghlan life

While were there, I discovered that the old lady’s still got it: I jogged 3 miles nonstop.  I guess I should confess that Perry and 2 of the girls were walking beside me while I jogged, so you can adjust your admiration and/or envy levels accordingly.  Nonetheless, I was thrilled.  This was the very sort of jogging that made me kiss the pavement in woozy despair last year, and I was sure I had lost the ability altogether after a full year of being a quitter.  Now I’m jazzed – almost – about taking up jogging again.

In other news, I have proof that I am One Hot Mama.  I may have slightly set fire to my bra.  While wearing it.  I blame the jogging, indirectly, because that caused me to be wearing a highly flammable cotton jogging bra and no nursing pads.  I was using a hair blower to dry a milk spot, and got it a little too close.  When I smelled smoke and saw the scorched spots, I decided it was dry enough.  You never knew I was a bra burner, did you?  Take that, patriarchy hating feminists!

Incidentally, Zulily has cotton nursing bras and camisoles on sale today 2/$11.99.  Just in case you happen to have burned any lately and need replacements.

Recent searches that lured flies into our web on the web:

Ok, you know what?  I see nothing funny.  Maybe that’s because I just drove straight through the night and am now going on 2 hours of snoozing between 6-8 AM.  Maybe our blog had a really boring week.  This week it’s your turn.  Did your blog receive any hits from interesting searches?

Good blog articles I’ve read over the past week:

Giveaway~ “It Is Your Life: The Moss Family” & “Children are a Blessing” (2 DVDs)

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This week’s giveaway post was primarily written by the Moore family, who will be giving away 2 of their DVDs.


 Giveaway~ It Is Your Life: The Moss Family & Children are a Blessing (2 DVDs)

As a Christian homeschooling family of 12, our goal in life is to work together to serve the Lord and advance His Kingdom.  In our modern culture, film is a very effective way to share the truth found in God’s Word.  With that in mind, we’ve now completed two films with life-changing messages, with two more films coming soon.   Enter the giveaway, then come on over to our site, www.moorefamilyfilms.com, and check out two more documentaries that are in the making.   All four videos will make an excellent addition to your home video library, or a great Christmas gift!   More than just entertainment – these crucial messages of families glorifying the Lord together will be sure to encourage and inspire your family to do the same!

We’re honored to offer two of these DVDs for giveaway to Life in a Shoe readers:

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In this first film of the It Is Your Life series, get a refreshing glimpse into the daily life of the Mosses, a Christian family training their children in the ways of the Lord.  Learn about:
  • Why they educate their children at home
  • Why Beverly stays home to care for the family
  • How George leads his family in Bible reading and prayer
  • Why they trust God for children after 6 c-sections
  • How God brought them through a time of trial
  • How brothers and sisters can be best friends
Be encouraged and inspired as the Mosses work together, play together, and pray together.  See for yourself how a Biblical vision of family life results in a strong family who loves each other and desires to glorify the Lord together.  This is their life…

Read the recent review by Raising Olives

Children are a Blessing

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We live in a day when most people, Christians included, eagerly apply for what God calls a curse – debt – but never give a second thought to preventing or even destroying what God calls a blessing – children.

If we are to live our lives according to the Word of God, we must ask ourselves, “What saith the Scripture?”

Join the Moore family in this timely documentary as they briefly expose the evil history of the birth control movement on the 50th anniversary of “the pill.”  Listen as they transparently share their testimony of how God, in His grace and mercy, opened their eyes in spite of their own sinful beginning.  Be encouraged as they casually answer questions often posed to large families.  Then, experience the joy of Biblical family life as they anticipate, give birth to, and welcome their tenth child into their home.  Most of all, be inspired to look to the Word of God for answers to everything in life, but specifically to see that Children are a Blessing.

THE GIVEAWAY

Moore Family Films has agreed to give a copy of both It Is Your Life:  The Moss Family and Children are a Blessing to one random winner!

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We will take entries until Friday, October 28, then choose a random winner!