I started this thread over on Facebook and it was so much fun I’d like to hear your contributions too!
Here are my own:
Family, friends, and total strangers compulsively pat your belly.
An 8yo 45 lb redhead says, “Awww, you’re so CUTE!”
Here are just a few of my favorites so far:
You kick toys into piles instead of bending over to pick them up as you walk by.
You pee when you sneeze
You have a special shelf to rest your drink/plate on…
While washing your hands after using the restroom you realize you have to go again
Your grandmother can get up out of that chair faster than you can….and without help.
You become a master at using your toes for everything.
You see your doctor more often than your feet.
You have to use the handicapped stall in WalMart because in the regular stalls, even if you straddle the toilet, your belly still sticks out too far to be able to close the stall door.
Just thinking about eating gives you heartburn.
It takes every muscle just to roll over in bed.
What would you add to the list?