Perry begged to have Calvin sit with him during his reading lesson today, and Calvin was happy to comply.
Snapshot: reading lesson
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Naive, Unworldly Homeschoolers
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Cindy has a must-read post: to help you answer concerns about Those Poor, Naive Homeschoolers
In any discussion with critics of home education, the objection will eventually crop up that “homeschoolers won’t know how to deal with the real world when they’re grown.” It seems safe to assume that those who raise this objection aren’t worried that homeschooled children won’t be able to figure out how to buy groceries, drive a car, or effectively conduct personal business, given the fact that they are raised by people who do these things right in front of them every day.
Instead, the questioner seems most of the time to be referring to the cultural and moral differences between Christian homes and the non-Christian public schools. The objection could be accurately restated as “Homeschoolers will see so little of the brazen sinfulness of mainstream American culture that they will be shocked into helpless paralysis at the sight of {insert popular but blatantly sinful and unbiblical behavior or attitude here}. As if Good were such a weak little thing that the first whiff it gets of Evil will cause it to clutch its girly skirts and faint!…
Snapshot: time to celebrate!
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Perry finished his 1st grade math workbook recently, so the two of us are out for a celebratory milkshake. I have decided to make a tradition of this: your choice of $1 treats for any qualifying accomplishment. Yes, milkshakes at Chik-fil-a are more than a dollar but I have a gift card. Next up: Rachael is about to finish a reading book, while Bethany aspires to go 3 days without an accident. Yes, we will most certainly celebrate that feat when the long-awaited day arrives.
Snapshot: Princesses do school too
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Jonathan Park volume 8 is here!
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Just a word to all the Jonathan Park fans out there – or homeschooling parents looking for something fun to add to next year’s science curriculum – volume 8 is here!
The Copper Scroll
When the Dead Sea Scrolls were discovered, one scroll stood out from all the rest. It was made of copper and described more than sixty vast, hidden treasures — and how to find them. But where are those treasures now?
This real-life riddle has stumped archeologists and treasure hunters for almost sixty years. Now Jonathan, Kendall, Jim, and Jessie think they’ve uncovered a clue that may unlock the mystery. As the Creation Response Team follows clues from one biblical location to the next, opposition increases on every side. The team’s even being tailed by Myles Morgan!
Join the Creation Response Team for a heart-racing archeological treasure hunt that will uncover ancient artifacts from Bible times and reveal exciting testimonies to God’s amazing creation and His inerrant Word. . . in Jonathan Park and the Copper Scroll!
It’s full price which is still a great deal, but you can get all 8 for 50% off!
4 Moms: What do you do when the children need to learn subjects you can’t teach?
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It’s Thursday again, and this week the 4 Moms are tackling the question, “What do you do when the children need to learn things you can’t teach (a foreign language, dissecting, trig, etc)?”
This used to be a scary question in the early days of homeschooling when many people believed parents weren’t qualified to educate their children unless they had a degree in teaching. To some, it’s still a scary question. Since I am a second generation homeschooler and have been that student, I don’t find it scary at all. I hope my own experience can provide some encouragement for those who do still have these concerns.
One good answer is to learn with your children. Many parents take this route, and it works beautifully for many subjects, but in some cases it just isn’t practical.
Another possible answer is to find another teacher such as a private tutor or a homeschool co-op. This option is becoming wildly popular and solves the problem for many families, but there are costs and time commitments and sometimes other difficulties as well. For one reason or another sometimes this too is undesirable or impractical.
This is the issue that drives many homeschoolers to return to the public school system for high school, but it doesn’t have to be a deal-breaker for homeschooling. There is another way.
I was finishing up 5th grade in public school when my parents made the decision to homeschool. My mom was terrified. She had no college education, and 5 children at the time, 3 of them under 5yo. She also had no confidence that she could teach a high school student, which I would be within a few short years.
I was already an advanced student in several subjects, and math was going to be an issue immediately. Although I was just a 5th grader, I had been moved to the 8th grade math class in my school, which I finished with flying colors. That was no surprise, since I was already studying 2nd year algebra after school at home. Guess what? We were already homeschooling, though we didn’t know it at the time!
When we started homeschooling and my mom was unable to help with my math, my education didn’t come to a standstill. Instead, at my parents’ urging I learned to teach myself. Even before the days of Google and the all-knowing Internet, I learned that with some persistence I could find the answers I needed. If I ran into a concept I didn’t understand, I looked it up in another book. And another. And another. Sometimes my dad’s old college texts provided an answer, and sometimes I had to visit the library. Eventually, I found a teacher or author who thought like I did and the explanation became clear – or I began to wrap my mind around the concept through repeated exposure. Sometimes it was frustrating; I remember crying over functions, but eventually I realized how simple they were. Either way, I was always able to advance. Sometimes it was a struggle, but these during these times I was learning other lessons as well as the specific mathematical concept that plagued me at the moment. In the end, I completed not just 2nd year algebra but also geometry, trigonometry, pre-calculus and physics.
I did the same with Latin, completing 2 years of study even though neither of my parents or anyone else we knew had studied the language. The first year was a breeze, but the second took more like two years. The text was massive and dry, and I felt grammar and syntax weren’t always presented clearly. There were times I wanted to quit, but I finished the book – and I learned to truly apply myself during that difficult time.
I’m not the only one; several of my children have already surpassed me in subjects both compulsory and voluntary, following their interests and abilities to both teach themselves and learn from other sources.
Some children are more self-motivated than others, and I may have done better than some when it came to teaching myself. However, I believe any child can and should be encouraged to develop this ability, and the best way to do it may simply be through necessity.
Homeschoolers are sometimes criticized for not having good study habits, and this may be warranted since they often don’t have the sheer workload that a student in a more traditional school setting may have. However, they also tend to be praised for their resourcefulness, creativity, problem-solving skills, and ability to think outside the box. The question of how to learn a subject your teacher doesn’t know is the perfect opportunity for a student to develop and exercise those skills.
Have you faced this issue? What was your solution?
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- June 21 - 4 Moms share the secret to keeping your energy up
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4 Moms: Our early years of homeschooling
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This week the 4 Moms are answering the question,
What did homeschooling look like when your oldest was 5? How much time? What subjects?
When my oldest was 5, I had a 4yo, a 2yo and a baby. I may also have been pregnant and suffering with severe morning sickness, depending on exactly when in the course of that year we are looking. It was not an easy season in life, but I was a control-freak very disciplined and organized person. I was feeling seriously challenged, but I had not yet given up on the idea that I could do it all.
I placed a lot of emphasis on having a firm and predictable daily schedule, and this actually worked reasonably well for us in that season. I had to build in plenty of time for diaper changes and other interruptions, but the toddler learned that school time was high-chair time, I could nurse the baby with one arm, and that just left 2 “older” children to teach, so we were able to do most of what we planned to do each day.
Part of the reason were able to do this is that we were organized and I was disciplined, but another reason is that I kept my expectations reasonable. I didn’t try to do a full 6 course curriculum with the 5yo and a separate Preschool curriculum with the 4yo while wrangling a baby and a toddler. Instead, we used Five in a Row, and even then we didn’t follow the instructions exactly or use every single idea in the book. We made it fit us, rather than making our day fit the book. ”School” mostly consisted of reading a fun, favorite, familiar picture book, followed by discussions about math, science, history and whatever other lessons might lie hidden within. It is a learning technique that we later used with Sonlight, and still use when reading with and to little ones.
You may be shocked to learn that not one of my children has read proficiently before the age of 6. Most have been 7 or 8 when they really take off into books. I know most children are capable of learning to read at earlier ages, but in our experience it comes much more easily when you wait for them to reach developmental milestones. The concept that they struggle with at 4 or 5 or even 6 can simply “click” overnight when they are ready, and I suspect part of the reason my children enjoy reading so very much is because we waited until the learning process was relatively painless.
How do I know when they are ready? I wait until a child expresses interest in learning to read, and we start lessons. If you are reading interesting books aloud to your children, they will want to learn to read for themselves. If they struggle with reading lessons, we back off and wait a while, then try again.
Our oldest was a brilliant baby. I know every parent thinks that, but she used over 150 words by her first birthday. In 9 three-minute sessions she learned the sounds of all the letters – at the age of 19 months! Nonetheless, she was not ready to read until she was 6 1/2. Once she started, she was reading Tolkien and C.S. Lewis within 6 months.
I tell you this because I don’t believe that school for a 5yo needs to consist of intensive phonics, penmanship, spelling, arithmetic, history, and science every day. That’s not to say you shouldn’t do it this way if it suits your family and your child, but it certainly isn’t a necessary or indispensable part of a very young child’s education. We are less structured now than we used to be, but even in our more structured days homeschooling for our 5yo more closely resembled educational play than institutional-style school.
Instead, it is important to know and remember your ultimate goal(s) in education, and self-consciously work in that direction. We know ours. Do you know yours?
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- August 2 - How do you handle bossy older sisters
- August 9 - Q&A
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4 Moms: Homeschooling in a rotten mood
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I’m going to assume this week’s topic refers to the students’ mood, because I am never in a rotten mood. Especially not now, even though my older children are old enough to sit themselves down to school when told and my younger ones know that late morning is OUTSIDE PLAY time. When they think I’m in a rotten mood, it usually means I’m correcting them because they are being disobedient.
Oh, wait. We were supposed to talk about our own mood? Oh.
Well, the short answer is we don’t homeschool when I’m in a rotten mood – or at least, we shouldn’t. Just like we shouldn’t run errands when I’m in a rotten mood. For that matter, we shouldn’t do anything at all when I’m in a rotten mood because the very first thing on my to-do list should be, “Repent.” It’s often easier said than done, but moods have a powerful trickle down effect, and a cranky mom will quickly find herself with cranky children on her hand. Attitude correction only becomes a bigger and bigger project when you put it off.
Maybe this is where it’s good to keep in mind the goal of homeschooling. Academics play an important part, but they are not the end goal. We are preparing our children for adulthood, teaching them to serve Christ in every area of life. If mom is in a rotten mood and just spreading her mood to the people around her as she tries to teach her little ones the 3 R’s, we are heading in the wrong direction.
We need to leave our gift at the altar – or our schoolbooks at the table – and settle offenses.
At this point, if my kids read my blog they are staring slack-jawed at one another, shaking their heads in disbelief. ”If she really believes this, why does she walk around being crabby?” Because I am sinful, prideful, and I like to blame my bad attitude on the sinners around me.
15 For I do not understand my own actions. For I do not do what I want, but I do the very thing I hate. 16 Now if I do what I do not want, I agree with the law, that it is good. 17 So now it is no longer I who do it, but sin that dwells within me. 18 For I know that nothing good dwells in me, that is, in my flesh. For I have the desire to do what is right, but not the ability to carry it out. 19 For I do not do the good I want, but the evil I do not want is what I keep on doing. 20 Now if I do what I do not want, it is no longer I who do it, but sin that dwells within me.
21 So I find it to be a law that when I want to do right, evil lies close at hand. 22 For I delight in the law of God, in my inner being, 23 but I see in my members another law waging war against the law of my mind and making me captive to the law of sin that dwells in my members. 24 Wretched man that I am! Who will deliver me from this body of death? ~Romans 7:15-24
If we try to do school when attitudes are amiss, we are teaching and learning exactly the wrong lessons. We are teaching our children that sin is acceptable in ourselves, and others need to just live with it. While it’s true that we are all sinners and will always have sin in our lives, we should also be vigilant to put down our sin nature whenever and wherever it rears its ugly head. Just because it is in us doesn’t mean we should allow it to camp out on the front room sofa and offer it a big glass of iced tea.
The other moms are talking about it, too. Here’s what they say:
- Connie at Smockity Frocks reminds us that we are big girls and ought to act the part.
- Headmistress @ The Common Room exhorts us scripturally and reminds us that some days, it’s just fine to cast your bread on the waters by heading to the pond to feed the ducks.
- Kimberly @ Raising Olives explains how to do an attitude adjustment on Mom.
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- May 31 - teaching children to cook
- June 7 - How did you know you wanted/could handle a large family
- June 14 - Q&A
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Living the Answer Essay Class Review
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Posted By: Kittykait
When people ask me about learning to sew I always say “Try it! Practice makes it easy, fast!”, and it always seemed silly to me when they returned with something like, “I couldn’t do it like you. You’re just naturally talented!”. But I always felt the same way about writing. Deanna and Megan could always just write well, with little effort. But I couldn’t and practice wasn’t going to change that. As it turns out, I just needed a pattern to help me along with my practice.
Several weeks ago Mom told Lydia and I that she signed us up for an online essay class, which didn’t excite me at all. It made me nervous. I’d never done something like it before and I didn’t know what to expect, especially when I found out there were in-class assignments! And a teacher! And worst of all, grades! I may have acted like a silly unsocialized homeschooler for a while. The upside to my nervous pessimism is that I’m usually pleasantly surprised!
The teacher is funny, entertaining and comprehensive. He uses a lot of quotes from famous literature to illustrate whatever aspect of good writing he’s talking about. He also uses some more lighthearted quotes. One week he pulled bits from both The Lord of the Rings and The Princess Bride movie, which won me and Lydia over for good.
The in-class assignments, which were my greatest fear going into this, are extremely helpful, because you get criticism on the spot. That way we know if we properly understand the concept that he’s going over, before the actual (graded) assignment is turned in.
The class is for five paragraph essays, which is a bit of a rigid format, but the principals carry over to most types of writing. After all, every bit of writing should have a bit of an introduction, and once you’ve written and intro you have to say something about the subject, then of course, you never want to leave a reader just hanging so you must wrap it up! Besides structure Mr. Vogel has plenty to say about keeping your writing from being choppy, making it interesting, engaging your reader from the beginning, and using different styles to aid you in whatever type of writing you are using to communicate.
The class is nearly over now, and I’ll be sorry to see it go. I like being forced to practice new things every week, which is a big deal. I used to be the kid that had emotional breakdowns over writing. Ridiculous. The skills I’ve gained from his class have given me a lot more confidence in my writing. Hopefully I’ll have the self-discipline to keep it up on my own, but for now I’m incredibly grateful for all that Mr. Vogel has taught me. I highly recommend it for parents looking to boost their emotionally incontinent writer’s confidence. Who knows? Maybe they’ll end up enjoying it.
P.S. If you ask *really* nicely I might post a few of my assignments.
4 Moms: Homeschooling through pregnancy or chronic illness
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This week, we four moms of many are talking about how to homeschool through chronic illness or pregnancy. If your morning sickness is bad enough, the two may sound and feel like the same thing.
If we’re talking about things that bring daily school to a screeching halt, we could also add interstate moves to the list. We had a beautiful daily schedule when we lived in Ohio, and I had 6 children under 10 at the time, expecting #7. Once we moved, things were never the same again.
I expected our move to change things, but I did not expect the change to be permanent. For this reason, I spent several months waiting for our lives to fall back into order naturally. It didn’t help that I was in the midst of my worst pregnancy ever, with non-stop vomiting, suspected gestational diabetes, little or no control over my diet (we were not living in our own home at the time), and several other major and inescapable sources of stress around us.
When our lives didn’t quickly and naturally slip back into something resembling the old order, I spent several months sinking into a slow motion panic, afraid that the brains of our children were turning to mush while I watched helplessly from my miserable place on the sofa.
See? Pregnancy isn’t always a breeze for moms of many.
But I learned something along the way. I learned that not all education happens at the table with a pencil and a textbook.
It doesn’t even always involve a book, though it almost pains me to say so.
As long as children are not spending their days plastered to the television, immersing themselves in video games, or otherwise indulging in wanton purposeful brain damage, they are probably learning new things.
That’s not to say that you should let them quit school and do what they want for the rest of their days. Just don’t panic if school isn’t happening the way you envision it while you are sick.
Here are some ways to keep educating your children even when you can hardly crawl out of bed:
- Read to your children, and encourage them to read. Read together in your bed, if that’s where you spend most of your time. That is where reading lessons happen in my house even when I’m well.
- Make sure you provide plenty of good literature and nonfiction, and not too much “brain candy.” Children who read twaddle will quickly come to crave it just like the child who has been raised on breakfast pastries will crave that morning dose of sugar. It sometimes takes self control and extra effort to develop a taste for what is best for us.
- Have your children narrate back to you when you read aloud to them. Encourage them to tell the story in their own words. Very little ones often show a desire to do this naturally, like when your toddler wants to “read” you her favorite book. I have also let the young ones narrate to each other to help “catch up” when one misses a chapter of a book we’re reading together.
- Encourage the independent pursuit of hobbies and interests. Urge your children to dig deeper into what interests them, and to learn fun or interesting new skills.
- Talk to your children, and with your children. This is huge! Explain difficult concepts, even if you think they’re too young to completely grasp what you are talking about. You are planting seeds and concepts. Answer questions. Ask questions. Include them in discussions, even if they’re too young to really participate. Engage. Don’t sell your children short: everything is fair game at every age.
- Use videos judiciously. Work hard not to create an atmosphere where videos are the default method of entertaining children or killing time. Non-fiction and educational videos abound. Use them as a basis for discussions rather than just time-fillers. Let the kids watch a familiar/favorite video but require them to use the foreign language track rather than English. My kids groan, but never decline.
So much learning can be self directed and self motivated, but often our children miss out on that aspect when we are strong and healthy enough to hover over them and manage all aspects of their day. It’s not good to leave a child to himself (Proverbs 29:15), but I do think that we are sometimes inclined to manage their days a little too closely. The inability to do so can sometimes provide new opportunities for growth and learning that our children might have missed otherwise.
Here’s what the other 3 moms say:
- Connie at Smockity Frocks
- Headmistress @ The Common Room
- Kimberly @ Raising Olives
Upcoming topics for 4 Moms:
- May 3 - Cooking with leftovers
- May 10 - Favorite frugal tips
- May 17 - Q&A
- May 24 - Homeschooling when in a rotten temper
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4 Moms: teaching our children to write
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Since the 4 of us are bloggers, you might think this part was easy. We’re natural writers, right? So writing must come easily to our children as well.
Can you feel the sarcasm dripping like honey from Pooh’s bee tree?
First of all, writing doesn’t come easily to me. I remember asking for more writing work in school because it was one subject that I never thought I was really good at. I knew all the technicals of style and composition, and I got good grades. I was good enough, but never felt that I really had any spark in my style.
After 6 years as a blogger, I have to admit I still often feel that way. You know that funny lady that can make a bad day sound so hilarious you almost wish you had the same day? That’s not me. She may live in my head, but we don’t see each other often. I’m the quiet, boring woman who gives an amused little snort at the funniest parts of the movie when everyone in the room is falling on the floor with laughter. I’m always a little surprised when I review old posts on my blog. I wrote that? Hey, I’m good!
Learning to write takes a thorough knowledge of the technicals, followed by lots of practice. It’s a long process, never mastered but always improving – if you continue to work on it.
I learned the technicals by taking a few short writing courses and writing endless essays for my dad. I gained more practice writing letters to friends and family and to one young man who initially had very little interest in returning them. Later, I practiced even more by joining the internet world in this crazy thing called blogging.
Our children have followed similar paths, each in her own way. Some really do have a spark in their style. They may not have mastered the technicals entirely, but you really could say writing comes naturally to them. Even so, they have work to do. Talent may give them the style that some of us must work so hard to gain, but they still have to work to master the basics.
I just spent a long time not answering the question, didn’t I? But I am a homeschool graduate myself, and I think I am one example of an answer to this question. My children are another.
We teach our children to write first by teaching them to read. They are encouraged to read a lot. We try to steer them toward truly good writing: literary classics and more books by modern masters of the written word. We love to collect books and have built up a rather respectable library over the years.
Filling their heads with good examples of great literature gives them a solid start in learning to write. I have always been fascinated at how easy it can be to deduce a child’s current favorite author by the evolution of her writing style.
Over the years, we have also required them to write something daily. It may be a journal entry, a letter, a blog post, or a few paragraphs on an assigned topic. It may be a short story, summary of a book they read recently, or a poem. It may be copywork for the younger ones. This met with strong resistance at first, but they quickly adjusted and learned that it wasn’t as hard as it seemed. The more regularly we required this, the better they did.
But a thorough mastery of the basics really does build both confidence and competence, and right now we have enrolled Kaitlyn and Lydia in an online interactive essay class with a live teacher. I mentioned this in another post, and after a few more weeks they are as challenged and inspired as ever. I know that I could probably do for them what he is doing if I took the time to create or follow a course, but I haven’t done it in such a structured way yet and it’s helpful for me to see his friendly critiques and praise of their work as well. He does an impressive job of balancing the two. It’s also helpful that they can see the other students’ work and the instructor’s notes on their work as well for comparison. It doesn’t hurt that he is funny, and has quoted The Princess Bride and other family favorites in his lectures.
Kaitlyn is working on a post that details how the class works and what she likes best about it, so watch for that soon and have your questions ready for her!
How have you taught your children to write compositions and essays?
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- March 8 – (food related topic)
- March 15 – How to save memories without being overrun
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4 Moms share encouraging verses and stories
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This week the 4 Moms are talking about Scriptures and/or stories we rely on for comfort/encouragement as a homeschooling family. I saw this subject on our collective spreadsheet months ago and again a few weeks ago when I added it to the list of upcoming topics. Nonetheless, right now I’m saying, “Huh? What are we talking about? Whose idea was this?”
One Bible verse that I think of very often is Proverbs 14:23:
In all labor there is profit, but mere talk leads only to poverty
Although we all want to do things “the right way,” it’s generally not necessary to know and practice the very best method so long as we are working steadily toward a goal. God will bless our honest imperfect efforts to serve Him. We can take great comfort in this! This applies in homeschooling as well as other areas of life.
Another passage that helps us keep our focus is known as the schema in Deuteronomy 6:4-9:
4Hear, O Israel: The LORD our God is one LORD:
5And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
6And these words, which I command thee this day, shall be in thine heart:
7And thou shalt teach them diligently unto thy children, and shalt talk of them when thou sittest in thine house, and when thou walkest by the way, and when thou liest down, and when thou risest up.
8And thou shalt bind them for a sign upon thine hand, and they shall be as frontlets between thine eyes.
9And thou shalt write them upon the posts of thy house, and on thy gates.
This defines our goal and our method. If we are teaching them to evaluate everything they think, do and believe from a Biblical worldview – and giving them the tools to do so – we are succeeding.
I don’t know if this qualifies or not, but I also have a little anecdote I often share with nervous new homeschoolers who wonder if they should be worried when their children are “behind.”
Deanna was an early talker with a huge vocabulary and an amazing memory. At 12 months, she knew and used 150 words. If you doubt me, I can provide the list from her baby book. She didn’t start putting them together until the thoroughly typical age of 18 months, but by then she had a very nice vocabulary to work with and rapidly became thoroughly conversant.
I thought she was brilliant, and she was. However, it slipped my attention that while she was accomplishing milestones with great fanfare and expertise, she was still doing them very much on schedule.
Because she was brilliant, we started working on reading early. I made a set of flashcards, and she learned all the sounds of the letters in 20 quick sessions over the course of 10 days – before she was 20 months old. She was going to read before she was 3. I was sure of it!
But when we moved on to putting the sounds together, she just didn’t get it. She wasn’t ready.
I put the reading supplies away for about 6 months to work on other things, and then we tried again. Still no progress.
We repeated this process many times over the following years. I didn’t try very long or hard each time; I knew there was no concrete rule that a child must read by age 5, and I didn’t want to push too hard. We had other ways to learn. I spent a lot of time reading aloud to Deanna and her sisters. Her vocabulary and communication skills grew. Her memory was stunning. She was highly intelligent, but just couldn’t put the sounds together to read. The point:
She wasn’t ready until she was ready.
The ability to read is closely tied to certain developmental milestones, and she had to reach them before she could really make progress. At 6, it finally clicked. She went from zero to Tolkien in 6 months, and has been a voracious reader ever since.
Sure, the right program and a lot of time and effort on both our parts might have provided the crutch we needed to get her over that hurdle ahead of time, but she was able to cross it with ease when she was ready. I have heard it said about potty training that you can start early and be finished by 24 months, or you can wait til the baby is 2 and do it in a few days. Our experience with reading has been much the same.
There. Are you comforted and/or encouraged?
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4 Moms: Teaching grammar
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Welcome back to the 4 Moms weekly posts. You can welcome me back, too, because I’ve been gone for a few weeks. I had a lovely break from blogging over the holidays, but sadly I won’t remember a bit of it since I DIDN’T BLOG ANY OF IT. Ironic, no?
At least I’m blogging about our recent rodential invader, so we’ll remember that story in years to come, but that’s not why you’re here today. You’re here to learn how I teach my children grammar. Because I am a homeschooler, and obviously I teach my children grammar, right?
Wrong. Maybe you already picked up on that when I began a sentence with a conjunction. I don’t teach grammar.
We are relaxed homeschoolers, so I love it when real life results in lessons learned relatively painlessly. Texts may be better at covering all the bases in an orderly fashion, but is that approach really intrinsically superior? Will my children be stunted in “the real world” if they don’t learn all their Important Facts & Concepts at the institutionally determined appropriate age and time? Will they miss out on job opportunities because I forgot to teach them to diagram sentences? Will they be less able to glorify God and enjoy Him forever?
Psst…those were rhetorical questions. The answers are “no,” “no,” and “no.”
If I’ve done my job properly, they will have the ability to crack a book (or open up google) and learn to diagram sentences should the need arise. The same goes for conjugating German verbs, identifying the bones of the human hand, and memorizing the names of the early Chinese emperors. While they are learning, I also want to teach them to learn. I don’t want to simply pour facts into open minds. I want active minds that are constantly learning, growing, inquiring, and thinking critically.
I’m not saying these things are unimportant, or that none of my children have or will learn them, but they are incidental to the ultimate goal of Christian education.
I’m also not saying that there is anything wrong with a more structured approach. We have used Saxon math for many years. Kaitlyn and Lydia are currently enrolled in an online interactive essay class to help develop and polish their writing skills. We have used other textbooks and formal courses on occasion, but they are not the backbone of our curriculum.
So…how do my children learn grammar if they’re not filling in the blanks of a grammar workbook 3 days/week for 12 years?
They read, and they write. I read what they wrote, and we talk about what they read and write. I correct their spoken and written grammar as the opportunity arises, talking about the parts of speech and explaining the difference between objective and subjective pronouns, etc. OK, so maybe I do teach them grammar, but I don’t know why they call me the Gramminator.
Learning happens other ways, too. We play Mad Libs. I have a book called Eats Shoots and Leaves that I want my older children to read.
They learn in the course of real life, the way so much other learning takes place.
The other moms are teaching grammar too. See what they have to say:
- Smockity Frocks, who does it a lot like we do but makes it sound better.
- Common Room, who does it the way I envision myself doing it, but somehow we never quite get there.
- Raising Olives, who does a beautiful job of blending formal and informal grammar instruction.
Upcoming topics for 4 Moms:
- January 12 - Snacks and appetizers for a crowd
- January 19 - How to organize, shop for and maintain ALL THAT CLOTHING {linky}
- January 26 - Q&A
- February 2 - Scriptures and/or stories we rely on for comfort/encouragement as a homeschooling family
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- December 1 - 4 Moms: preparing children to share holidays with unbelieving family
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4 Moms: Getting started on homeschooling
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When I first saw our proposed topic this week, I was at a loss. It said, “How to start home educating a large family after taking them out of traditional schools.” My kids have never been in traditional schools. I never made the transition from PTA mom to homeschooling mom.
And then I remembered that I have been in that boat; I just wasn’t pulling the oars.
Tune in soon to hear me and my mom chat about making the change from her perspective. In the meantime, here’s my story.
I attended 5 years of public schools. When my parents decided to start homeschooling back in the early 80′s, I was the oldest of 5 children. Two of us were already in school, with 3 more little ones waiting in the ranks. My parents were just getting started – they would have 9 more children over the next 15 years – but by most standards, we were already a large family.
The decision to homeschool was, I think, primarily my dad’s at the time. While Mom saw the problems with public school at the time, she felt utterly unable to educate at home. We had only just met our first homeschooler friends, and it was a new and scary idea. There were not endless catalogs of curricula and dizzying arrays of resources. There were no homeschool support groups. I don’t know if it was even legal.
In Mom’s own words, she was terrified.
Nonetheless, our family moved ahead with the change. They bought a year’s curriculum from Christian Liberty Academy for me and my next sister, who had just finished kindergarten, and notified our schools that we would not be returning in the fall.
I was a good student, well on my way to a promising career as teacher’s pet. My music teacher even asked me to continue attending violin lessons with the advanced class during “zero period” before the official school day began. This is not a choice my parents would make today but their views were new and evolving, and at the time it seemed like a good idea. I’m sure it also helped assure my teachers that my parents were serious about my education, probably a very good thing during those early days when the legal status of homeschooling was murky at best.
Like many early homeschoolers, we stayed indoors during traditional school hours, trying not to raise suspicions of truancy. Our school day looked very much like it had the year before: school hours were spent at the table with a book and a pencil, and we studied the same subjects for the same amount of time at the same hours every day. I don’t know how Mom did it with so many little ones in the house. Would you like me to ask her?
I had always enjoyed school, but I loved the challenge of homeschooling even more. I was able to work at my own pace, no longer bored and frustrated by the limitations of classroom learning. I was a motivated student, and homeschooling suited me well. I was also prideful, and was glad that I didn’t have to return to school after (gasp!) earning a B in the final quarter for one of my classes the previous year.
That pride received a blow when I rushed through my first math course in a week, giving it little more than a lick and a promise because it was too easy, and received a C. Most of my mistakes were simple addition. It was my first inkling that school wasn’t always effortless, and it was a good lesson for me to slow down and pay attention. I may have been advanced in math, but my attention to detail was going to need some work.
All in all, it was an easy transition for me. For Mom? Maybe not. Check back soon to hear Mom’s side of the story.
I’ll be interviewing Mom for our blog. What would you like me to ask her about making the transition from traditional school to homeschooling?
None of the other moms have actually pulled multiple children out of a traditional school setting either, but they are doing their best to offer advice:
- Smockity Frocks, who reminds readers to know their rights under the laws in their own state.
- Raising Olives, who shares some general tips for making the switch.
- Common Room, who is not too shy to engage in a bit of armchair philosophy.
Upcoming topics for 4 Moms:
- November 10 - Food storage for the big family
- November 17 - Transporting the large family. What do you drive? Any tips?
- November 24 – Q&A
- December 1 - Teaching writing (composition)
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- October 13 - 4 Moms: Keeping the food budget down as the prices go up {linky}
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4 Moms talk about memorization {and 2 giveaways!}
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I’m so glad this isn’t about my own memorization. That’s not to say it shouldn’t be. We are all commanded to hide God’s Word in our hearts, and I should work harder on that. But when we agreed to talk today about memorization, I chose to assume that we were going to talk about our children memorizing stuff so that’s what you get to hear about. This is primarily because if you were going to hear about my own memorization the post would last about as long as my short-term memory, which is to say you would already have finished reading and I would have forgotten what we were talking about.
I hesitate to mention this since I haven’t actually used it, but on my phone I have a free android app called Remember Me which is designed to help with Bible memorization. It uses the theory that items are established in long term memory banks by being reviewed at predetermined intervals which gradually lengthen, so it reminds you what you need to review each day, each week, each month, etc. It also includes a wide variety of quizzes, games, etc. and is highly customizable. If you are serious about memorizing, I really recommend it. I also recommend you outdo me: after you download it, actually use it.
Over the years, we have used a couple of different techniques for memorization, but the plain truth is that memorization takes work. It certainly comes more easily to some than to others, and we all know that children can memorize circles around us old folks, but nothing happens if you don’t put some effort into it.
When I was 11-12, my Dad wanted me and one of my sisters to learn the Westminster Shorter Catechism. We failed miserably, only learning the first 25 or 30 questions. However, this is partly because he also required us to learn each and every proof text (Bible verse) with every question. I still remember those verses.
It’s also rather well established that music makes memorization easier and more effective. I still remember entire chapters of Psalms from the year that I turned 15, when we attended a church that sang from the Psalter. I probably learned more Scripture in that year than all my adult years. Who am I fooling? Just forget I said, “probably.”
Our family has done some purposeful memorization of longer passages as a group, both from the Bible and from historical documents. When we do this, we read and recite a portion at a time, doing it regularly, gradually lengthening the passage as we become more familiar with it. We don’t necessarily wait until we have one portion memorized before adding another section, because we keep working on the entire passage as we go.
More often, though, our memorization happens through singing.
We own several copies of the Psalter and use them to sing as a family. We have occasionally invited guests to sing with us as well, something we should do more often.
We just received this album of God’s Word from A to Z, 26 Bible verses set to music to help children learn them with ease, and as soon as I started playing it the little ones gathered like they do when they think I’m starting a YouTube video. The songs are short and appealing to the kids and not one bit irritating to me, which is saying a lot. :)
We also own every one of Jamie Soles’s albums except the brand new one, and I particularly love the 3 albums that are made up entirely of Psalms set to music. He is a very talented musician with a wide varieties of styles, and he uses the Scripture word for word in his songs. We also love that much of his family shares his musical talent, and they often travel and perform as a group.
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4 Moms crack the whip: Teaching Children to be Diligent
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It’s Thursday again, and you’re back for more wisdom from the 4 Moms. This week we’re talking about teaching children to be diligent. My first tip: don’t wait until 10 PM on Wednesday night to start your Thursday morning post. Planning ahead = good. Procrastination = bad.
The fact that I was busy practicing fiddle songs with the pastor for our church’s upcoming dance is no excuse. Did you know I played the fiddle?
See? You want to know how to teach your children to be diligent, and already you’ve learned something: the mom who who is avoiding the subject has diligence issues of her own. Perhaps if I had paid more attention to my own deadline, my children would have more respect for the deadlines I set for them.
This will be my first time to provide live music for a dance. We plan to play Old Joe Clark, Devil’s Dream, Irish Washerwoman, Boil That Cabbage Down, Blackberry Blossom, and Westphalia Waltz.
I can tell you what I know, but I’ll be talking to myself as well as you. I need to take my own advice! We have our moments of brilliance – some members of our house more than other – and some last for days or weeks, but we have not diligently applied the principles necessary to produce diligence. We are sporadically diligent, an oxymoron if there ever was one.
I started the violin in 5th grade, just before my 10th birthday. I chose it because I was new at school and my new best friend was in violin class. It was my last year in government school.
See? Again I wander. My mind is elsewhere, just like those of my children. Diligence requires the ability to focus on the task at hand. Other subjects may be worthy of interest but we have to stay on target.
Perry and I have a little mantra that we have our children repeat from a very young age when they are learning to follow the simplest instructions and perform the easiest chores: “What does diligent mean?” They are to reply, “It means quickly, without stopping.” So the children know what diligence is, but the question is how we can we teach them to be diligent.
My interest quickly waned when my friend moved out of state, but my parents made me keep playing and required me to practice daily. Over the next two years, I learned to love the violin and was immensely grateful that they hadn’t allowed me to quit.
First, we must give them the tools: We must teach them how to be diligent.
When it comes to schoolwork, one way we help our children learn diligence by removing some distractions but not all. Too many distractions certainly slow them down and frustrate them. But in a house with people – a family home – they must learn to work through a certain level of noise, activity, etc. Otherwise they are vulnerable to every distraction that comes their way. This can be frustrating at first, but it pays off. A child doing algebra while a 4yo tornado whirls about in the next room is a beautiful sight. This skill will serve her well no matter where she finds herself in The Real World.
We began homeschooling in my second year of violin, but that didn’t stop my advancement in violin. There were 5 children in the house, 4 of them 6yo and under, but I found a quiet spot to make my noise. I continued to practice daily, fitting it into the new daily schedule. Unlike the first year, I required few reminders. When it came to violin, I was good, and I wanted to get better.
Another way we help them develop diligence is by giving them practice, i.e. work. Childhood should not be all play, and we should not feel guilty each time we require them to work. The old adage says “Lazy hands are the devil’s plaything.” All of us need work, and children are no exception. Read the book of Proverbs if you doubt it.
When I left government school, my teacher allowed me to pay for private lessons by cleaning house for him and his wife 2 hours in exchange for each hour-long private lesson. He even provided transportation both ways. It wasn’t until much later that I realized what a huge favor he was doing for me. Not only was he teaching me to play better; he was teaching me to love work. I considered it a privilege to work in exchange for more work.
Second, we must motivate them to be diligent.
Just being capable of diligence is not enough. We need motivation to use that ability, and for children the motivation must usually be external.
Motivation can be negative (the proverbial stick) and positive (the carrot). In our house, the stick often means loss of privileges or extra work. The carrot may be verbal praise, an ice cream date, or anything in between.
After more than a year of hard work and good progress, my struggling parents scraped together the money to buy me my own violin in place of the loaner from the government school. My teacher sold them a beautiful old instrument from his father’s collection for the princely sum of $150. It was the best Christmas I had ever known.
As they grow and mature, they should become more self-governing and motivate themselves.
In the beginning, my motivation to practice was my dad’s command. I knew better than to defy him. Later, my own desire to succeed took over. I found myself in tears if I couldn’t play a new piece to my teacher’s satisfaction – not because the kind old man was a harsh teacher but because I was frustrated with myself. I knew I could do better. I knew I must work harder.
We must remember the goal and keep it before our children’s eyes as well.
Why is it important to be diligent? Because in all labor there is profit (Proverbs 14:23). Whether we eat or drink or whatever we do, we must do it all to the glory of God (I Corinthians 10:31). We must give it our very best, our all. As it turns out, that’s not a bad definition for diligence.
Many good things have come of my early lessons in violin, and not all are directly related to musical ability. My character and work ethic were being formed in those long hours, and I am still thankful today for the pressure placed upon that little girl so many years ago. I am also thankful for the ability to make a joyful noise unto the Lord! (Psalm 98:1)
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Fun, fun! I love Q&A posts, even though you all ask some hard questions. I’m especially unsure when answering questions about homeschooling, which is probably why I have been saving them all up for a single post.
Why am I unsure about homeschooling questions? Because there are so many ways to do it, and it’s so hard to say that one way is The Right Way or The Best Way.
That’s not to say that there are no wrong answers and we should all follow the path that feels right, but like creating a menu, there can be many paths to a healthy diet for the body and the mind. We may share similar goals but have very different circumstances and methods for achieving those goals.
Nonetheless, I’ll gladly answer from my own perspective and hope that others can glean something of value or at least laugh at how far off I am.
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With that disclaimer and with tongue placed firmly in cheek, here we go:
Malia,
I’ve been teasing Perry lately that he has broken me. I used to be highly organized, and clung tightly to all the concepts you listed above. He is a more happy-go-lucky guy, gliding happily through life, shaking his head in bewilderment at why we moms constantly stress out over the details.
Under his influence, I have gradually relaxed the schedule, the lesson plans and curriculum, the dedicated notebooks and journals, and even the penmanship.
Nicki,
Keep in mind, you don’t have to recreate the institutional schooling experience in your home. That is a system designed for the classroom, and not at all appropriate for the home. There are much better and easier ways to do the job and make homeschooling a part of your daily life rather than trying to make life fit around a school schedule.
A great place to start is Victoria Botkin’s CD, Curriculum Advice. She gives plenty of practical advice for getting started, but also helps sooth the fear and uncertainty that so many new homeschoolers face.
Jennifer Dewingo has a question about homeschooling, too:
My eldest is in 10, so that’s about 3rd grade I think (I don’t use one particular curriculum, so I’m guessing) and I haven’t started her, or the others scholars, on a history and science program. I’m thinking of the history program from AIG that Raising Olives has talked about, but that’s not for another 2 years or so. Do you think this would be a problem or not? We do, of course, talk about history details and basic science knowledge (my husband is a chef, so he enjoys talking about the science of cooking). It’s not like they are clueless about things, just not as saturated with details as their public school counterparts are.
Jennifer,
This is a perfect example of when my way might not be a good fit for you and your family, but I don’t think there’s a need to use a structured history program at any point unless you want to, so any time is fine.
In the meantime, just make sure your children are reading plenty of books about history and science, and have them narrate back to you what they have read. Have them write a brief summary of each book. Read aloud to them, both fiction and non-fiction. Listen to audio messages about history – our children loved to hear Bill Potter talk about major battles that changed the course of history and how weapons and fighting techniques changed over the centuries.
If your children are reading good books that bring historical figures to life for them, you’ll be shocked at how much they learn and retain, and you may feel less of a need for a structured program when the time comes.
sarfisch has a really tough question about homeschooling:
I have a schooling question. My baby is 9 months old and I am already stressing about preschool. I live in a large city where there is immense competition to get into the best public schools and even greater competition to get into the best private schools.
My husband and I are seriously considering sending her to a private religious school, but we would have to send her at the age of 3 to secure a spot so (on top of the tuition cost – I won’t even tell you because the cost would make you sick) I am hesitant to “ship off” my baby at such a young age.
Now, getting to my question. I am a working mother, so I have never considered homeschooling an option. Let’s assume I continue to work (I understand your feelings/convictions on mothers’ working), do you believe homeschooling is an option? And if so, how can it be done?
Yes, I think homeschooling is an option for a 2 income family, but why? If you are a Christian – I think you have mentioned in the past that you are – it seems to me you need to examine your goals and ask yourself how you are working toward them. Which is more important: your job, or a Christian education for your daughter? Which type of education moves your family toward its goal: homeschooling, or a private institution that must have your baby from the time she’s 3? If one goal hinders the other, you’ll need to prioritize and make difficult choices.
It’s theoretically possible for a 2 income family to homeschool, but it would be very difficult. I know you can’t possibly provide all the relevant details in an email, but the way you describe the situation seems to set your job at odds with your daughter so that you must give up either her (by shipping her off as a 3yo) or your job for the sake of her education. I know that’s a harsh way to put it, but it’s a hard situation for you.
The question here must be, “What are your goals, and how will you achieve them?”
For us, the answer is that God created each of us to fill a special role in life, and the woman’s role is to be home-centered. A big part of that is child-rearing. While the Bible never specifically prohibits women from working outside the home (some of what the Proverbs 31 woman is outside the home and she is praised for her industriousness), a career outside the home would be a huge roadblock to fulfilling her primary role as a wife and mother.
I think you are beginning to understand the tension between parenthood and an outside career as you wonder how you can give your daughter the upbringing and education you desire for her, yet keep your job.
From: Joede Fleming
First I want to say that I love the way you write. You always seem “real”, not worrying about how other might perceive you. I love that, which is probably why I felt compelled to come to you instead of someone else.
I don’t know many homeschoolers. We have a group in our “area” which is about a 50 mi radius, but they have dropped me as a member because I couldn’t afford the $20 membership fee. Those that I did have contact with at one point were very tight lipped about how their days flowed and how I could help my children learn things they so hated.
I have 6 children, 1 graduates high school this year and hopefully will attend a community college next year to obtain a teachers aide certificate (I know I don’t sound encouraging about this, she has Down syndrome and are hoping the college will grant her access to their classes), an 11yo son who wishes to go to public school much to my chagrin, and those I will homeschool (as of beginning of my official school year) are ages 7, 5, 3, 2.
My will be 7yo does not read yet, and is completely uninterested in anything work related.
This is my first full year schooling so I really need some help in how to teach my 5yo to read, as well as ways to encourage my 7yo.
I just feel lost honestly. We cannot afford to buy new curriculum, my hubby has been out of work for 2yrs and is unable to work due to back problems. I am however going to try and purchase Explode the code as I have heard it is wonderful and also Teaching your child to read in 100 lessons.
I do not have internet access and right now no computer as the video card has gone out.
What can I do to continue educating my children?
I have prayed about this and thought that I was being given signs to return my children to public school but have had nothing but utter anxiety about that thought, which is why I am convinced they need to be home.
Any ideas or thoughts would be appreciated. I hope I haven’t made this seem like an overwhelming amount of pressure on you to give me the “right” or “best” answer,becasue those are all individual and I will use what you say as advice and not as what is right and concrete.
God Bless you! Your blog has encourage me, made me smile and given me hope when I needed them all!!
Joede
Joede,
You’re in a difficult and scary situation, but I applaud your determination to homeschool! Remember that your goal is to raise Christian adults, and for this you don’t necessarily need a lot of curriculum or shiny electronics. The Robinson Curriculum is built almost entirely around good books. There’s no need to buy the curriculum itself. With the booklist in hand and a good library, you could almost educate your children for free.
A good library will go a long, long way. Read to your children and with your children, both fiction and non-fiction. You can cover history, science and civics this way without spending a dime. Look for Five in a Row
at your library to get a taste of what you can do with a few good books, then try to expand the concept on your own. You may find that your children enjoy the approach far more than typical textbooks, too.
Read Bible with them every day. We like to gather round the breakfast table and divide up a chapter of Proverbs, with each of us reading a few verses aloud. Then we break up for more private reading.
Have them write something daily – a letter, a short story, a journal entry, a summary of a book they’ve recently finished, copy a poem or a passage of Scripture. Correct their work for spelling, grammar and punctuation.
Spectrum makes inexpensive math workbooks that we like for younger children, and I have even gotten several of these for free from Paperback Swap. Supplement with homemade flashcards.
Listen to Curriculum Advice, above. You’ll be encouraged! You can do this, and God will bless your desire to please Him.
Anna asked,
How do handle mealtimes with self-feeding babies/toddlers? I have 3 children, the youngest is 12 months, and each one has loved to feed themself bite size food as soon as they are able. This makes it very convenient for me to do other things (like feed myself) while they eat, but afterwards we’re left with a ginormous mess. I debate whether it’s worthwhile to just save myself the 15 min clean up afterwards and feed them myself. What do you do?
Anna,
I love that you used the word ginormous. We love that word in our house!
I let my babies and toddlers feed themselves most of the time. We have dogs. There is no mess under the highchair in our house. It’s probably the only floor in my house. I highly recommend this method.
They would lick the kids clean too if I let them, but I prefer to just do a quick wipe-down or even a bath. If you think about it, a bath for a baby or toddler need not take much longer than a diaper change. I don’t even bother to plug the drain. Just strip them down, swish them around a moment with the water running and a wash cloth in my hand, and the job is done.
Oh – don’t forget to put a diaper back on when you’re done, or you’ll have worse messes to worry about.
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Well, I did it again.
We’re at the beach having a fun and wonderful couple of days with lots of sun, surf, good food and family, and I left my brain at home.
I stayed up late Tuesday night working on my 4 Moms post so that I could be ahead of the game and have Wednesday free to play, and guess what I did: I did the wrong 4 Moms topic. So now I’m really ahead of the game because next week’s post is ready, but I can’t go play with my friends until this week’s chores are done.
le sigh.
We’re going to tell you a little about homeschooling the “different” or challenging child. We don’t have any diagnosed disabilities in our household, though I have to admit I wonder every now and then. Is it really that hard to keep your bedroom clean? Maybe they do have a problem. Is there a name for a disorder that prevents one from seeing a mess and cleaning it up, like the opposite of OCD? Cleaning Preventative Syndrome? Oblivious Disorder? I think we have that.
But while we don’t have any official learning disorders, I do suspect that at least one of our children is mildly dyslexic, and some have simply been ready later than others. We have dealt with this mainly by relaxing. There is no need for them to learn on a schedule, so long as their minds are active and growing. If a child is struggling with a concept, we put it aside and work on something else for a time. That “something else” may or may not be related to the struggle, but when we are ready to revisit the struggle, we often find that it goes much differently.
This has been the case with reading for several of our children. None have read before the age of 6 1/2, and some have not read fluently until 9 or 10, but all so far are voracious readers. It’s important in these cases to read aloud with and to the child so that learning can continue and his/her vocabulary can continue to grow – audio books are wonderful too – but in our experience no damage has been done by waiting a bit until she’s ready to fly when it comes to reading.
Another thing I have learned over the years is to work with a child’s learning style rather than forcing her to conform to my own. The Way They Learn by Cynthia Tobias was very helpful to me back in those early years, and now I am constantly analyzing my children in terms of learning style.
When a child learns very differently from her teacher, I think this can sometimes be perceived as a disability rather than just a difference. My mom, who homeschooled 14 children, thinks this has a lot to do with why so many boys are diagnosed with ADD or ADHD. They are simply more active and have a different learning style than girls, which makes them harder for a female teacher to deal with.
As one small example, Mom found that a particularly high-energy brother of mine did much better on his school if she allowed him stand next to the table rather than making him sit.
With one of my more active girls, I found that her memory work came much more easily if I allowed her to fidget or even stand on one foot as she recited. After initially trying to make her stand still like a proper young lady, I asked myself why I was making it harder for her. She knew how to stand still when it was necessary; why not let her work the way that her brain preferred? She no longer does this, but remembers those times as fun rather than frustrating. I like that.
My most talkative children learn best if they are allowed and encouraged to use their superpower (talking), and I don’t fight that. We try not to let them be disruptive to those around them, but we allow them to talk about what they are learning, realizing that they process new concepts better while they are chatting away.
Math is another area where learning style has a huge impact on how they learn. Some children need to understand how and why a process works before they can effectively use it, while others just want to know what to do next. Once they have the steps down, then they can begin to understand what is happening and why. It took me years to admit that both approaches are valid and stop forcing my own learning style on my students. Some of us are born speaking math, while others struggle long and hard to learn the language. :)
And now, I’m off to the beach. Over and out.
The other moms are talking about it too:
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- June 9 - 4 Moms Naptime linky
- June 2 – 4 Moms talk about church
- May 26 – 4 Moms Q&A: toothbrushes, internet filters, taming the stuff monster
- May 19 - 4 Moms try to lose the baby weight
- May 12 – 4 Moms practice hospitality, and YOU are invited!
- May 5 - 4 Moms talk about you-know-what
- April 28 - 4 Moms Q&A: sleep, exercise, and making do with one bathroom
- April 21 – Large families & church, part 2: keeping them quiet
- April 14 – Eating inexpensively on the road
- April 7 - 4 Moms teach history
- March 24 – Large families & church, part 1: getting there on time
- March 17 – Bread baking linky
- March 10 – Spring cleaning
- March 3 - Books for early readers
- February 24 - 4 Moms Q&A: my first audio blog on potty training and more
- February 17 – Individual time with children: scary stuff here. Just kidding. Let go of the guilt.
- February 10 - Cooking with little ones without losing your sanity
- February 3 -Teaching reading, because it’s so much easier than teaching them to use the toilet. Do not request a 4 Moms post about potty training, do you hear me?
- January 27 – Q&A: Must-have baby equipment and other nitty gritty stuff
- January 20 – Top 10 Books for Preschoolers
- January 13 – Soups and Stews
- January 6 – Teaching Bible
Teaching a 2yo to read
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I mentioned in a recent post that Bethany is finally getting potty trained, just a few months shy of her 3rd birthday. Nearly all of our other children trained several months younger, but I’m a big believer in waiting for plenty of readiness signs and we just weren’t getting the signals from her. I’m glad to say that the wait paid off and she was trained in a morning, with just one pee accident before we started, and another 4 days later. She doesn’t wear a diaper for naps, and I think she’s waking up dry in the morning, though we’re not good about getting the diaper off right away. Not bad stats, eh? Bowel training is a little different, but we’re moving along nicely.
She’s also learning to read from Teach Your Child to Read in 100 Easy Lessons
. I had no intention of starting her yet – my phonics philosophy is a lot like my potty training philosophy, and Perry is my first to start reading lessons in earnest before the ripe old age of 6 – but she begged when she learned that 4yo PerryBoy was doing it. Begging is a sign of readiness in my philosophy, so I was bound by my own words.
Would you believe she’s actually doing it? She has the attention span of a 2yo and the mind of a 12yo. She chatters incessantly about the dust bunny on the ceiling, her sisters’ new clothes, and her own belly button, but in between she says everything she is supposed to say, does everything she is supposed to do, and understands everything she’s supposed to understand. We’re on lesson 13, and my 2yo is well on her way to sounding out simple words. I really think she can now if and when she wants to. I am speechless.
I may be speechless, but Bethany’s not. She’s never speechless.
A few days ago she was putting on a shirt and noticed the letters on it. ”Is this shirt a reading lesson?” she asked me, eyes wide with wonder.
With catlike reflexes, I pounced on the learning opportunity presented. ”Umm…yes?…Yes, it is! See? It says b-e-s-t. Best [Friends]“
She studied her shirt for a moment then shook her head, sure of herself now. ”No, Mom. It’s a shirt.”
4 Moms teach history
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Welcome, friends. I missed last week’s Q&A edition of the 4 Moms series – my favorite theme for our posts – but I’m back this week to tell you how we teach history.
You have to promise not to gasp in audible shock, but for the last several years we have had no prefabricated history curriculum. We do often focus on a particular area or period in history, but we do it with a variety of materials rather than one text or program.
We used Sonlight in the past and loved the concept but weren’t always thrilled with the titles used. We used Mystery of History and the kids still talk about the fun they had, but it was just a skeleton and required a lot of extra materials.
Since then, we have used the principles we learned from those 2 programs to do our own thing. We have an extensive library in our home including a wide array of history books for both children and adults, historical fiction, philosophy (which is important for interpreting and understanding history), audio and video lectures, and much more. These materials have taught our children far more than I ever learned from my history textbooks in the highly structured Christian homeschool program from which I graduated.
While I learned history as a list of names and dates to be memorized and then forgotten, my children really feel as if they know the people whose biographies they have read, and they are beginning to understand how people and events worked together in history as God’s plan for mankind unfolded and continues to unfold. They have a big picture view that I never grasped when I was younger, and they tend to remember all the details that I so quickly forgot because they understand the significance of those details and they have a context in which to place them.
I believe that learning this way has many advantages over a textbook, but there is another very important element to the way our children learn history: their dad. He was a history buff from a very young age, and has confessed to sneakily reading Schaff’s 8 volume History of the Christian Church when he should have been studying other subjects. He was that kind of a rebel. If you’re going to be a rebel, there are worse ways to go. :)
He has collected these resources for our family, using them himself and demonstrating a genuine, infectious love and interest for history that has been picked up by our children. Through his own use, he has exposed the rest of us to these materials. He sometimes has all of us listen to a series of lectures together. He leads and sparks many discussions on the topic, teaching the children to interpret the events of history through the lens of scripture.
A few of our favorite resources:
- Bible. Need I even say it? The ultimate source for accurate history and a worldview to help understand the events you learn about elsewhere.
- Childhood of Famous Americans (series for young children)
- Sower Series biographies, also for children
- Joe Morecraft’s sermons on the Protestant Reformation (many other wonderful audio lectures available on SermonAudio.com)
- History of the Reformation by D’aubigne
- The Great Christian Revolution by Otto Scott
- Historical fiction by G.A. Henty
- Vision Forum’s History of the World and other resources published by VF (check out Building a Winning Curriculum for tips on using these items)
This is just a starting point. Thanks to Ebay, Paperback Swap (not just for paperbacks), AddAll (search every major seller at once to find the best price on the internet), Christian Book Distributors (big discounts), Amazon, and Vision Forum, we have many hundreds or even thousands of books covering a variety of times, places, people and events.
The study of history in our home has largely been voluntary, because this is one area in which we love to learn. It is so easy to see God’s hand in the larger affairs of men and nations over the millennia, and this is an important reminder to us in how we live our everyday lives: if our God controls kings and nations, what do we have to fear?
The other moms:
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- April 14 – Eating inexpensively on the road. Just in time for summer!
- April 21 - Large family & church, part 2: Being still and quiet during worship
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4 Moms discuss books for early readers
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Welcome back to the weekly 4 Moms post, in which 4 moms with a collective total of 35 children share our knowledge, experience and and helpful tips in maintaining health, order and sanity.
This week we’re offering up book recommendations for beginning readers. Early reading is an exciting time for little ones, and an equally exciting time for those of us teaching them. I love to see the spark as they begin to realize that they can do this!
See what the other 3 moms suggest:
Bob Books are the ultimate in early readers. Even a child who doesn’t know the entire alphabet can experience the sense of accomplishment that comes from reading an entire book on her own.
I’m not crazy about Dr. Seuss books in general because they are geared toward the look-say reading method, but there are some that are useful and undeniably appealing.
Little Bear books by Elsie Minarik are popular, but they have never appealed to me or my young readers. The vocabulary is just too simple and stilted for my taste.
- Amelia Bedelia was in our list of books to read to little ones, but it’s also a wonderful early reader with lots of easy words and funny stories.
- Syd Hoff books
have simple, charming illustrations and cute stories that are short enough even for a slow reader to finish in one sitting. We have Sammy the Seal and Thunder Hoof, but I know there are many more.
Short, easy chapter books are handy to have around as beginning readers gain speed and confidence. I love to see them become more and more immersed in stories as they gain fluency.
Little House Chapter Books– Heavily condensed and simplified excerpts from the series. I like that it uses the original illustrations by Garth Williams (did I get the name right?)
- Frog and Toad – Cute, charming and funny. What more can you ask?
- We Both Read – A series in which all the left pages have a few lines of very simple text for the child to read, while all the right pages have longer and more complex vocabulary for the parent to read.
We loved our 2 titles for years and were excited to discover that there are many more.
- Grandma’s Attic
– Slightly more complex vocabulary, but chapters are hilarious stand-alone stories that make children want to take on the challenge.
- Billy and Blaze – A boy and his pony. Even girls love these stories.
Those are favorites in our house. What are some of your favorite books, series and authors for beginning readers?
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Parent-taught driver’s ed in Texas
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We’re getting ready to start driver’s ed for 2 or 3 of our oldest children, and I have a question for anyone who has done the parent-taught option, particularly in Texas.
Texas has 10 approved courses that we can use. Prices vary tremendously. Some offer sibling discounts, and others don’t. All insist that you must pay separately for each child.
Why?
We already ordered and received the packet from the state, and the instructions therein say that we must “buy or obtain” approved course materials. The word obtain suggests to me that we can get it used – or reuse it for multiple children.
Furthermore, as far as I can see, the state doesn’t require a receipt, certificate of completion, or other proof that we actually bought a separate course for each child. It only requires logs, affidavits, etc. which are provided in the packet we ordered from the state.
So correct me if I’m wrong, but provided we don’t violate any copyrights, can’t we use the same single purchased course for all 3 children? If they don’t consume the consumables, and if we don’t choose an online course that specifies one student/login, we should be able to save 67%. Right? Have you done this?
I can and will call the local driver’s license department and ask the bureaucrat on the other end of the line, but I’ve spoken to her once already and to be frank, I have more confidence in a mom who has been-there-done-that.
So, my question:
Can you/did you use a single purchase of a driver’s ed course to teach more than one of your children?
And a bonus question:
If yes, and if you have one of the courses from this list, are you interested in selling it?
a reminder
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We asked you recently to vote for Leanna, a sweet young homeschool graduate of whom we know who is trying to win a scholarship of up to $2,000. Today is the last day to vote, and you can still vote twice today! Please consider voting for Leanna’s essay in answer to the question, “Did you ever think that the greatest thing any man could ever be in the economy of God was to be a servant?”
When the word “servant” is mentioned, what common picture is conjectured? I close my eyes and there—there is the poor little servant girl with her ragged shift and bare feet. A froth of messy curls spring out from underneath the kerchief over her hair. With weary shoulders knotted from toil, she performs once again her menial tasks. Her hands are course, red, and sore. Sorrow and care has paved her face with hard lines. Such is the dismal picture that many paint upon the contemplation of what it means to be a servant. How can it be, then, that the position of a servant in God’s kingdom is to be most desired?
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This one is really different. Have you ever been to Egypt? Me neither. It’s quite possible I never will, though I’ve always been fascinated by the history of a country that has been around almost since the beginning.
But…
On December 1st, a team of young Christian filmmakers will be traveling to Egypt as part of the Navigating History Project, just announced by Western Conservatory. “Navigating History: Egypt” is a 6-episode adventure travel series designed to teach history, geography, current affairs, and worldview analysis from a Biblical perspective. The series will focus on the events and influences that shape nations, illustrating that ideas have consequences and that culture is never neutral.

Egypt, the oldest continuous culture in the world, has been influenced at various times in its history by the four dominant ideologies of the globe–ancient paganism, Greco-Roman humanism, the Christian Church, and the rule of Islam–making it an ideal place to show that culture is religion externalized. Along the way, the team will be providing book recommendations and pointers for further study. Unlike television shows where hosts are shot and edited by invisible camera teams, every aspect of production and travel will be visible to those watching from home, as every member of the team serves both on-camera and as production staff.
This series is targeted at an age group of approximately 13 and up, but children as young as 6-8 should find many aspects of the series engaging and educational. This can be a true family experience!
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We have been invited to choose one reader to receive a free subscription to Navigating History (worth $49.95) !
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Megan Mondays:The Tale of Brennus
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Here’s my fifth Megan Monday. Enjoy!
Listen now my child, while I tell you this tale of Brennus, the great bard and enchanter of thousands. This is the opening of his history.
Brennus was an orphan. He’d lived on the streets for as long as he could remember scrounging up whatever he could get. And, occasionally, stealing. He’d always had an aversion to stealing, as if someone important was watching disapprovingly. It was, of course, a necessity for a boy of thirteen who had to fend for himself. So he stole. That’s what he was doing right now. It was simple, really: slip into a crowd and find either someone with bulging pockets, or an unwary basket of food.
He found money today. He sauntered towards the tavern. As he reached it, the most magnificent sound he had ever heard poured into his ears. He shivered with bliss, and a man walking past stared. A sudden resolve seized him, and right then he decided that he would make music like that. He hurried over to the music. A skinny, ragged man was playing a harp badly. One or two citizens loitered around, but none were listening.
“Please sir,” Brennus choked, “please, would you sell me that harp?”
The man stopped and looked him up and down. “By the looks of you, you don’t have enough money to buy food, let alone a harp. But then again, perhaps you do have some ill gotten gain.” Brennus blushed and started to mutter something, but the man cut him short. “Well, you’re the first beggar boy I’ve ever seen who had the decency to blush. And I can’t say I’m not hungry. How much do you have?”
The man sold it to him for a ridiculously low price, as even Brennus knew with his limited knowledge of such things. He picked up the harp. Oh lovely, beautiful harp! He stroked it, then strummed it gently. A man stumbled by, humming drunkenly. Brennus plucked hesitatingly at the strings of the harp, finding the tune to the drunk man’s song. There, that was it. Again he played it, this time faster. Next he added on a few notes, a few more, and a few more. Finally, it ended. It was hardly recognizable as a bar song. He looked up. There were people around him, and surprisingly, they didn’t look disgusted.
“Again, play it again!” a man said. “Probably a drunk,” Brennus thought, but the other people nodded, and murmured their assent. He took a breath, then started-not the same tune, but a different one. He picked the tune up faster this time, and expanded it rapidly. When the song was done, the people didn’t laugh or mock him. They applauded, and a few even threw coins. He stared, taken aback. He had never touched a harp before in his life, and he wasn’t anything near skillful. Well, he wasn’t about to protest. He played again, and again, till a huge crowd was gathered. He began his career that day, a career that eventually took him to the court of the king and higher.
And that is the tale of Brennus. Or leastways, part of it.
Megan Mondays
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This latest Monday Megan was inspired by that famous story written by Ludwig Bemelmans. I’ve been having a bit of trouble figuring out what to name it. Your opinion?
I knocked on the door a bit harder.
It was a door in France, Paris France. It belonged to an old house that was covered in vines.
My name is Stencil. It would have been Tracer, but my brother got lucky instead of me. That’s him, always taking the best of everything, including the best cases, but this time I hadn’t let him. I had nabbed what looked to be the most mysterious mystery of all time.
I heard a footstep, so I pulled myself together to meet whoever the heck it was answering the door.
It turned out to be a plump, pleasant looking woman of about forty. “Hello ma’am,” I said in perfect French and with the perfect suavity that leads every woman I meet to eventually throw a heavy blunt object at my head out of sheer desperation.
“I’m here to see a certain Miss Clavel, who I hear runs this place.” She looked at me in a manner that anyone else would have thought was distasteful, but I knew she was only trying to hide her true feelings, so I forgave her. ”Who shall I say is calling?” “Stencil. Stencil Bullet.”
I sat in the lobby, pretending to read a magazine, while I mulled over what I planned to say.
I was here to figure out how this Clavel woman, always afraid of disaster, knew precisely when to run fast and faster. Fishy, isn’t it?
I heard a titter, and looked up. She was standing right in front of me, and had been for who knows how long. She was remarkably pretty for a nun, and I could only surmise that she had simply despaired of finding the perfect man, namely me and thus taken the veil.
The titters had come from twelve little girls. They weren’t in two straight lines, but they were still recognizable.
I stood up quickly, spilling my magazine out of my lap to the floor. More titters. ”Ah, h-hello Miss Clavvil,- er Miss Clavel…Uh, I’m Detective Stencil, I’m here to investigate.”
She gave me a look that almost bored holes straight through me. In retrospect, I suppose that may not have been the best approach. I mean, what woman likes to hear it insinuated that her nefarious plots are being picked up on? But I digress. She asked me “Do you have a warrant?” Blast. Why are women so unreasonable? I tried to dodge the question. ”I just need to ask you and the children a few questions-” “Mr. Stencil I repeat, do you have a warrant?” “Well, not exactly, but–”"Then I must ask you to refrain from asking myself OR the children any questions until you obtain one.” She opened the door. “Good day sir.” I tried once more “My dear Miss Clavel, please do be reasonable-” She turned to the shortest girl, a squarely built little thug with red hair. “Madeline, go fetch the dog. Mr. Stencil seems to be rather reluctant to leave.” “Oh no, I assure you Miss Clavel, that is completely unnecessary, I was just leaving-” I backed out as fast as I could, and the door shut firmly in my face. I cast a baleful look at the Madeline brat who was making faces at me through the window, and turned my back.
As I walked away, I glared back at “The old house that was covered in vines.” It was so innocent sounding! Bah!
I shook the dust from my sandals, so to speak. She was obviously hiding something, and I wasn’t about to comply with her fiendish wishes and get a warrant. She had probably poisoned the authorities against me anyway.
So, I would sneak in tonight, and get some incriminating evidence. I scouted the building and soon found the window that would be easiest to climb into. It was right over a particularly strong tangle of vines, and would be exremely easy to enter. I hung around for a few hours after dark to make sure they were all asleep, and then I struck! I mean, climbed. It wasn’t quite as easy as I had anicipated,but it was manageable. When I reached the top, I pushed the window open, or at least it SHOULD have opened. I pushed harder a few times, and then decided to climb down before my fingers got too cold to hold on.
When my extremeties were thawed, I decided to have one more go at it, and climbed up to the window again. It opened easily, and I told myself that I must have loosened it just before I had given up, so I climbed in and carefully closed it before turning around and getting the biggest scare of my life. Standing there in front of me was the odious little thug Madeline. She was bradishing a shoe much in the way one might imagine old Beezelbub himself to brandish his trident. “Uhm, ah-Hello M-madeline,” was all I could manage. Then suddenly an idea struck me. “Would you like a peppermint?” I fumbled in my pocket for a moment, then held it out to her. For one, long, desperate, minute, I thought she might accept the bribe, but then, without taking her eyes off mine she opened her mouth, and in the most syrupy sweet voice I have ever heard, she called “Oooohh, Genevieve.” I was doomed.
I threw my bag of peppermints; she threw her shoe. She had a fine throwing arm, and a good aim. It hit me in the nose. I danced like a madman, half blinded with rage and pain. Then Genevieve came. She was without a doubt, the largest dog I have ever seen, a lean rangy mutt that looked to be half irish wolfhound. I only got the briefest glimpse of her before she cannoned into me with a flurry of claws and gruff snarls. She knocked me backwards into the drapes, and I grabbed them desperately and tried to wrap them around the beast’s head. They were longer than I’d calculated, and they fell over me instead of the hound. I was trapped. Just then, Dame Clavel entered. You see, having been afraid of disaster, she had run fast, and faster. But this time, instead of being afraid of appendicitis, pillow fights, or birthing dogs, she was afraid of burglars. So she had taken the time to grab her cattle prod out of the dresser. Now, where a gentle young woman – and a nun at that – in charge of a boarding school filled with little girls would get her hands on a cattle prod, is more than I can say. But there it was. I recovered, and stood up dusting of my pants, and trying to regain a modicum of dignity. She smiled sweetly as if I were visiting for tea instead of burgling her home and assaulting the children in her care with bags of peppermints. I had made an ass of myself, and we both knew it. ”This way, Mr. Stencil, if you please.” She waved the cattle prod threateningly, so I went along.
Which pretty much explains why you found me barefoot, and stripped to my underwear on the street, begging you to untie the pink silk handkerchief knotted around my wrists.
The Moral Of This Story: Never burgle a house full of women.
Tuesday Poetry: More of mine
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Posted by: Deanna
I wrote this poem after I dreamed it. It was really vivid and stuck with me for a lot longer than dreams usually do. I don’t know how weirded out some of y’all will be by the tragic parts of this, but you should remember one thing as you read it. If you don’t like this poem, you can just scroll down the page or go to another website. I didn’t have that option. Dreams don’t work that way. In my dreams, even when I squeeze my eyes shut, or cover them with my hands, I still see what’s happening.
Happy reading!
The Man Who Was
The man who was, I speak of he
who loved a girl, and loved the seaOh, what of it, if his skin was gray?
what if his eyes were strange as they say?Someone cared, and someone hated,
because he loved, was not degraded.Smiling Lass with heart so sweet,
loved him back with love complete.Her hair was red, her eyes were gray.
Yes, his flesh was hard as they say.But her love for him was true,
she loved her man and the sea so blue.But someone brooded, and someone sent
a curse to them, in form it went,great grey hunter, soulless shark,
sent to dampen their happy spark.The sea was dark, the sky was low,
Lass said she would bathing go.Oh, such sorrow, that fate decreed,
someone rots in hell for that deed.For Lass went in and came not out,
a thick red mist and bloodstained snout.The killer fled, his deed discharged,
The man, he wept. He cried so hard.Cannot accept though knows it true,
his love will stay with the ocean blue.The man who was, I speak of he,
who loved a girl, who loved the sea,The sea betrayed him, his love so true.
Friend, she can’t come back to you.Can you hear his lonely cries?
Now he’ll mourn her till he dies.Deanna Coghlan
Megan Mondays
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Today is my second Monday. For today I have decided on short short story. This one my sibs found particularly funny. What do you think?
Chief of the gang
“So, you wanna’ be one of “The Gang”?
I nodded, “I’m only six, but I’m big for it.”
“How do you know if you’re big for it or not?”
“I heard Lilla say it to mom.”
“Yeah, whatever. You know what you have to do, to be one of us?”
I gulped. This was the scary part. Only truly cool kids could get in. “W-what? What is it?”
“Go over there, take that beetle, and throw it at Maggie Pearson.”
I gasped, I was only six, but for as long as I could remember I had loved Maggie Pearson with all the love in my boyish heart. True, she was ten years older than me, but that was how it stood.
“What, are you scared of an old beetle?” He sneered, he was so close I could smell his breath.
The rest of the Gang sniggered, and I blushed. The chief leaned over me; he was eight, and the biggest, meanest kid in the neighborhood.
“Scared? Of course I’m not!” I stomped over there, mad at the Gang for laughing at me, mad at myself for not proving how cool I was, and most of all, mad at the chief.
I picked up the beetle, but I knew I couldn’t do it. I was beat before I started.
Then, I had an idea, the chief must have known it, it was impossible for anyone watching my face not to.
“Do you like beetles?” I asked, and flung it at his face. He gasped and stumbling backwards, tripped over a rock.
I was on him in a second, pummeling him with my fists. I was big for six. “Stop! Stop!” he gasped, I stood up. He had surrendered, I was victorious.
The Gang stared at me, and then Tommy Berl stepped forward. “Your beat him, that makes you chief.”
And that my children, is how I became chief of The Gang when I was only six.
The Moral of this story: Throwing a beetle in your opponent’s face always helps in a fistfight.
Tuesday Poetry: Something of my own.
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Posted by: Deanna
Great. Late again. But hey, I’m getting closer right?
Today I’m showing y’all poem that I wrote about my notebook. Sometimes it almost seems as if my notebook is a person, and a friend more than anything else. It’s like I read about teddy bears once; they don’t talk much, but they’re great listeners. My notebooks are like people that know everything I think, and keep every secret I tell them, unconditionally. So sometimes I feel bad for not writing, because it feels like I’m neglecting someone real that has stood by me with great loyalty.
My Notebook
Sometimes dear friend
you may feel abandoned.
you may think that I’ve forgotten
your unwavering loyalty.I wish it were not so.
you hold my secrets
you know me as no one else ever will.
but some times there aren’t any secrets to confide.I may for a while record poem after poem
and then for interminable stretches
write nothing at all.I cannot force the muse.
I only write when my heart is overflowing.
so dear friend and companion,
do not feel neglected when I cease to write for a while.Because you know that at the first sign of trouble,
I will come running back to the solace of your pages.
With a whole new host of feelings to inscribe.
My Brother is Obviously a Genius!
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Posted by Megan
Which one? Well both, but for now I’m talking about Perry.
He likes to draw. Today he handed Mom a piece of notebook paper. “This is for you, Mom. I drawed it.”
A while later, Mom was looking at the picture and realized that this child prodigy I’m so blessed to have as a brother drew these people from the perspective of a short person. They’ve got small heads, huge feet, and are craning their heads down to look at you. He’s four years old for Pete’s sake! I just thought I’d tell you, so you won’t be shocked in twenty years when he’s rich and famous.























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